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Kangaroo Telescope

A very strong, but small telescope that can be used to look at Uranus and also used as a dildo.
"I bought a kangaroo telescope yesterday and I already fucked with it fourteen times!"
by 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝒾𝒶 ♤ April 28, 2024
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Kangaroo Effect

A social phenomenon where individuals or groups expend more effort and resources when progressing slowly towards a goal, as opposed to when moving swiftly and decisively. This mirrors the biological quirk of kangaroos, who use more energy to move slowly than they do at higher speeds due to their unique muscular and tendon structure.
The team experienced the Kangaroo Effect while working on the project; they were burning out during the planning phase, but once they started executing their tasks, they progressed much more efficiently.
by link1810181003 February 18, 2024
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kangaroo western

A western, but more Australian!

Distant cousins are the Maple Leaf western (Canadian), spaghetti western (Italian), baguette western (French), and the samurai movie (Japanese).
How to make a Kangaroo western:
They're all Aussie
There are probably Aboriginal people
Maybe add some surfers just for a joke
They say "mate" and "cunt"

They say "g'day mate" instead of "howdy partner"
Play Waltzing Matilda or something
BOOM! Aussie western is now a thing!
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 13, 2025
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Kengaroo Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.
dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves kengaroo handshakes.
by Steve0004 March 13, 2025
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Kengaroo Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.
dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves kengaroo handshakes.
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Kengaroo Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.
dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves kengaroo handshakes.
by Steve0004 March 13, 2025
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Kangaroo Pouch

When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.
by DarrinTheHunn April 20, 2025
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