Keyboard Warrior

A computer hacker. hacker

Lewis is truly a dishonorable and cowardly keyboard warrior.

by Markizel May 19, 2019

ergonomic keyboard

keyboard with "thoughtfully" spaced tites for freek, mutants, poo drinking crap people who perhaps drive daihatsu Terios's and complain about being old. Really they are just another sub group of a closet hipster. A hipster so ingrown they pretend they are better then hipsters by buying a "new" keyboard with a design strongly rooted in the shity 80's

HEY! Check out this cray new ergonomic keyboard I bought from K-Mart / Tandy / Electro Barn / JB / Grace Brothers.
"WOW! its like all bent and shit!!"
"Its totally space age"
"Do you think my hand looks big on this?"

by Jackmebones May 8, 2012

keyboard samurai

Someone who hides behind a computer and threatens another person over the Internet, using very threatening language. Such a person is 110% a pussy and will run away like a deer when confronted in life but will easily trash talk on the Internet wielding his keyboard.

"Man I'll fucking cut tour throat open and feed your flesh to your mom you fucking dead man walking. Make sure the cops catch you before I do!"

"Woah we have a keyboard samurai over here. Come get me faggot!"

by The Holy Wanker March 10, 2014

Keyboard Perv

Spends most of the time on their computer.

Bob wont come out to play because he's always on his computer, what a keyboard perv!

by 1unity23 May 3, 2010

Keyboard Touretts

When you're in the middle of typing a word, and hit a bunch of random letters and complicate everything, for everyone, ever.

Lars: "I competeley forgot the crew was eatomogot at moithshine next week!"

Jerry: "Oh no man, looks like you've got Keyboard Touretts"

by Dj Larry Hoover September 5, 2014

keyboard slamming

slamming your face or hand's against a computer keyboard, usually as a result of "raging" at a particular game or person. Random characters are typed into the chat field and presented as "spam"

I kept getting killed in Call of Duty so i began to Rage by keyboard slamming.

by Raeofsunshine95 December 6, 2013

Keyboard Trash

When one feels such high levels of excitement that they figuratively vomit words in capital and lowercase letters in random orders resembaling the word they mean to say

Person 1-Hey did you hear that new Drake song?
Person2- whAT FSJdDIsN DREaK
Person1-Dude no need to spew your keyboard trash all over the place calm down

by Blaxtar August 2, 2016