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Brian Keith Holmes

A stay home dirty raggedy ass fat man who has a tiny pp underneath his amerie jeans and a crooked hairline wi the yellow teeth
Yoyoyoooo- Brian Keith Holmes
Ew brian- Everybody and their momma
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Keith Moon

What People Think: The original drummer for the British band "The Who" before his tragically young death.

Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Keith Moon was an incurable drug addict who may or may not have been mentally insane. He was a massive prankster, and he had an incredibly unhealthy obsession with explosives, destruction, and destruction involving explosives. Everywhere he went, he got himself and his fellow bandmates in big trouble with his antics, to the point that they racked up a massive debt and almost went bankrupt.

During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
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Keithing It

When you blow a load on top of a desk in the middle of class
Keith was keithing it on the desk to Minecraft porn in the middle of math class
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Keith

SOMEONE I HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON
“God i have a crush on keith”
“WHY IS HIS NAME SO UGLY!”
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Keith

Brother jean. The best keithston there is.
Sup Keith
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Keithing around

Today I felt like just keithing around
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