Jude

The coolest dumb child alive but also gets simped on by every girl in existence

Hey Jude why is every girl trying to tackle you to the floor?

Jude: HELP

by lol shrek April 03, 2022

Jude

A kid with a fat penis

Jude has a fat punishment

by Ycdhjvfgvcc January 12, 2022

Jude

Huge penis, 6ft, hence, good at cod. Loads of vbucks, chick magnet. Looks like the white mr t. Friends with Mark ZUCC.

Some guy called jude

by February 19, 2022

Jude

a guy who plays basket ball and like a girl named amy

amy:hi
Jude:hey bae im busy playing basketball

by liamtoocute January 25, 2023

Jude

Actual trash. Memes are wack. No one likes them and thinks they’re gay

“Stop crying over your dropped pizza rolls you’re being such a Jude”

by Wackwackwack August 28, 2018

Jude

A word in Swedish meaning “Jew” but is also used in Sweden to address someone instead of saying their name

Person 1: Jude, look at this!
Person 2: Whoa Jude that’s hella funny

by Anne_Ahl6 November 18, 2020

Jude

Hot, emo, amazing, smart, immigrant, cute, girl with a nice ass. She needs glasses and therapy. borderline racist. Can and will cut you with her saber. Loves apple juice. Nerd with no life. Cries way too much. Loves bio! Hates the french. Loves soccer and UFC. Hates talking. <3

"Ew, look it's Jude"
"She's a terrorist"

by ilikeapplesandmonkeys December 06, 2023