John

John is that nerdy/ socially awkward kid but has friends that talks about old memes and weird memes like dinosaurs or moths.
John stared at me when his was in the trees.
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John

Fortnite multifaced son of a bitch plays who beats his meat
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He isn't the most attractive man in the world but he makes up for it in the bedroom/kitchen/couch. he has the one of the most beautiful eyes in the world. he doesn't lie nor does he dog the boys, but on the odd occasion he does doggy-style the ladies. he is a ladies man. he has the most charm ever. he has a huge dick. he is good at basketball, drawing and ladies.
Girl: He has such a huge Dick, it makes sense though cause he's a John
by Janie22Janie November 07, 2016
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Is the cutest, the most sweetest and amazing guy you can ever meet. He gives the best hugs, and has the most irresistible voice in the whole world. He is most likely to be tall, and very athletic. He is intelligent, and is a sweet talker :) when he meets the girl of his dreams, he is fully committed to loving her and giving her the world. This girl means the world to him and he will surely not let her go. In the twenties he’ll marry a girl who’s name will start with a K, and they’ll live happily ever after in a cabin in the woods. Probably Adirondacks
Kar: johns so hot omg
Friend: yas bitch
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Hes an amazing guy standing at 4 something, brownish eyes, and very athlethic. Not the very best looking look wise but heart wise? OOF. Thats a 10/10. He’s hilarious, Amazing, and one of a Kind so if I was you,I would never let him go. Once he finds his dream girl, he will stay with that dream girl. He will love her and care for her until they’re old. He is just an amazing all around guy
Hey isnt that john?

Yes
Dont leave him
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John

a guy who is handsome and intellegent. Great at football ladykiller and has kevin hart sense of humor.
that lame kid can never be a JOHN.

Sometimes darren can be a real JOHN if he wanted too.
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johns

1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's

3.A couple of Democrappers!!!!!
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