Jared

A man with a legendary sized penis who dresses extremely fly. Usually of Brazilian decent.

1. Damn he must be a Jared!!
2. If only I could be a Jared. Then i could one day be king.

by j silva January 8, 2009

Jared

Jared is a very caring guy but can get angry real quick but would never hurt a girl he'd only protect her, he's a Capricorn. He's has a very big heart. His smile could brighten up anyone's day. You'll fall inlove at first sight just like I did. His jokes are corny but always make you laugh. He put in so much effort into a relationship because he cares he would never let you down. He's charming, smart, funny, sweet, cute, sexy, he's everything You would ever wanted! Everybody may not see how perfect he is but boy do I see it. The sex is great ! Especially with Capricorns ! All I can say is that you'll never go wrong with Jared . Jared is a prize winner that is willing to happen. You may live far away but not that far cause your so worth waiting for.

Jared is the best damn thing that has ever walked on this plant

by Unknown Beauty December 8, 2013

Jaedyn

The most sexy girl you will ever see. She has a body and ass of gold. She has boys fighting over her. She loves to hang with boys.

Jaedyn is so cute

by Sydney1414 May 21, 2018

Jared Leto

A sexy ass dude with awesome hair, gorgeous eyes and an amazing skill to sing and act.

He plays in the band 30 seconds to mars
He was born on December 26. 1976
He's a Vegatarian

He's hot
Best song ever sung by him is The Kill <3

Jared leto is HAWT and he can sing!

by xD<3x3 October 16, 2009

Javed

A cool,Handsome man that everybody like,loves,and kiss.he gets every chick in the school with brainpower.

Real definition: A Hindu name which means misunderstood or clumsy

I call Javed when I need help

by Cool guy 16 October 25, 2017

jaked

v/adj.
1. to be extremely intoxicated
2. to get fucked over
3. to be a mcmillen
4. to get caught out by the po po or to be not stealth as to lead to getting caught out by dem po-po.

yo libby, you are so J4L (jaked for life)

by aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii November 6, 2008

Lock-jawed

When somebody bites down on your penis and will not let go.

I'd rather be stranded out in Pontiac, than lock-jawed by some girl.

by Daisy Promise July 29, 2011