Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex
A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"
by Eddie Lizzard December 9, 2013
Person 1 - "I wore this a red shirt with red jeans yesterday and it looked so good that this girl I know, wore them too"
Person 2 - "Wow, that is such biter-ism."
Person 2 - "Wow, that is such biter-ism."
by ConfusedPanda February 27, 2011
Bicth-ism is now a turm used by 187 empire setting one up line a dove to jump out a car with tinted windows to get upper hand knowing if don't surprise attack he would not have any chance by any means to win so therefore he would be like a Stevens witch in Turms means bitch /punk /pussy/lame /cowered a weak af there for all together now is bicth-ism
Really dog you going to have to come at him like out the wood works from behind or out the gate with out him having any idea you hitting Dame dove that's bicth-ism
by k187c November 2, 2023
After being scratched by a yeti on the planet: Triton, you wait a few years until it begins, you transform into a hideous gigantic yeti!
by garfilbert June 10, 2022
by Pyoin May 4, 2023
HINDLE-ISM (pleetoes inspired)
“Truth is bae.Truth is justin beiber. Don't be holy be holy-ish”
As in -ish i mean don’t twerk when highschoolers demand you to, that wouldn’t be very holy of you.
Holy-ish religion rules
Must listen to justin beiber bc bieber is key to being holy-ish
PUPPIES when sad puppies
Love assault (hit out of love) if they were not out of love that is not holy
“Wanna make out” NO NO NO NO NO we are too holy for that
Leaving read receipts on ! (EMMA CAN'T RELATE)
MUST NEVER BE A COLORED PENCIL(except on twin day)
Always must wear a hoodie
VEGETABLES ARE A NO NO
Must believe kailyhn is hotter than the sun
Daily selfies must be taken
Rock and roll sign (we use to show god and jesus we love him)
Youth group is not to praise god but to look at hot guitar player duhh
NO PEPSI we PREFER COKE (not the drug kind )
Must believe that john b is hot
Must have straight-ish teeth (#INVISALIGN)
Emma (OCD child) MUST NOT live by a fence (doesnt matter cuz it doesn't exist)
NO EMO’S
Must have a John B phone case
Must be given a nickname by “THE HOLY-ISH HINDLE
Must not be retarted (sassy tassi can't relate)
Don't ditch me or threaten to stop talking to me
DOES NOT HAVE CALENDARS OF HER MOM (EMMA CAN'T RELATE)
MUST SEND A JAWLINE PIC)
doesn't get mad when u hit them (EMMA CANT RELATE)
doesn't hang up on you (anze cant relate)
-ISH IS KEY
CO FOUNDERS
SASSI TASSI (isaac) OCD-ISH CHILD (EMMA)
MADE BY THE HOLY-ISH KAILYHN
“Truth is bae.Truth is justin beiber. Don't be holy be holy-ish”
As in -ish i mean don’t twerk when highschoolers demand you to, that wouldn’t be very holy of you.
Holy-ish religion rules
Must listen to justin beiber bc bieber is key to being holy-ish
PUPPIES when sad puppies
Love assault (hit out of love) if they were not out of love that is not holy
“Wanna make out” NO NO NO NO NO we are too holy for that
Leaving read receipts on ! (EMMA CAN'T RELATE)
MUST NEVER BE A COLORED PENCIL(except on twin day)
Always must wear a hoodie
VEGETABLES ARE A NO NO
Must believe kailyhn is hotter than the sun
Daily selfies must be taken
Rock and roll sign (we use to show god and jesus we love him)
Youth group is not to praise god but to look at hot guitar player duhh
NO PEPSI we PREFER COKE (not the drug kind )
Must believe that john b is hot
Must have straight-ish teeth (#INVISALIGN)
Emma (OCD child) MUST NOT live by a fence (doesnt matter cuz it doesn't exist)
NO EMO’S
Must have a John B phone case
Must be given a nickname by “THE HOLY-ISH HINDLE
Must not be retarted (sassy tassi can't relate)
Don't ditch me or threaten to stop talking to me
DOES NOT HAVE CALENDARS OF HER MOM (EMMA CAN'T RELATE)
MUST SEND A JAWLINE PIC)
doesn't get mad when u hit them (EMMA CANT RELATE)
doesn't hang up on you (anze cant relate)
-ISH IS KEY
CO FOUNDERS
SASSI TASSI (isaac) OCD-ISH CHILD (EMMA)
MADE BY THE HOLY-ISH KAILYHN
we are part of "hindle-ism"
by susixhsuiwhdfbxi February 22, 2022