the lonely island

The Lonely Island is a group of film makers with a large internet following. It is composed of Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, and Jorma Taccone. All of which now write for SNL, and are in charge of the Digital Shorts.

The Lonely Island is kablam-o!

by kelsey kablam-o March 28, 2008

islamophilia

Islamophilia is a psychiatric disorder employed by some politicians, sociologists and journalists to describe unwavering and uncritical admiration of the values of Islam, generally associated with an admiration of Islamic civilization. Islamophilia, like its antonym Islamophobia, is not included in renomated dictionaries.

in which involves the love and defense no matter what of the Cult of Islam and the evil it does despite the evidence .

I was watching CNN and they were making excuses for the recent beheadings. They are the personification islamophilia .

by Sunnync March 12, 2017

Coney Island cyclone

An extreme power blumpkin utilizing the chemical reaction of Mentos and Diet Coke.

Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant

Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and
KY jelly optional)
Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke
Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!!
Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze
bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin.
Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions
that will ensue.)
Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should
fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the
bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda
and fecal matter.

"Nicole's parents disowned her after they found that their house had been hit by the dreaded Coney Island cyclone."

(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.)

by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin November 4, 2006

Revis Island

A place where NFL wide receivers frequently get lost. Ruled by Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis, once you enter Revis Island, you're not coming back.

List of Receivers gone missing on Revis Island to date:
Randy Moss
Ocho cinco
Steve Smith
Andre Johnson
Sam Huxley
Terrell Owens

randy moss got nuthin on revis island

2/3 of the Earth is covered by water
Revis covers the rest

by snatchbox January 6, 2010

Marco Island

One of the most boring places on Earth. Filled with angry and confused old people, Marco Island is one of the ten thousand little shits floating around in a gigantic toilet.

There is absolutely nothing to do; and if you are seen walking around in the middle of the day, you will be looked down upon for not driving around everywhere like a little snob, even though the island is so fucking small.

The largest and worst part of the Ten Thousand Islands.

The graveyard is known as the one of the biggest attractions on the island. Seriously.

You won't find more hatred directed towards children from old people than you would in Marco Island.

by Harry Norris May 18, 2008

Hayling Island

A place, near Pompey where people go to have parties on the beach, get drunk and find some pussy

Mate, theres a party at Hayling Island tonight.

by brilldude October 17, 2008

islamic poop torture

Islamic poop torture is when you are locked in a completely forest green room with multiple speakers playing “uh oh stinky” over and over again, you are only fed poop (from goats) and pee (from humans) and after your body has adjusted to eating poop and “uh oh stinky” constantly playing over the speakers you are transferred to a different cell painted dark brown where “uh oh stinky” plays but the speed is increased by 25% so you slowly go completely insane

My brother went through islamic poop torture when he was a kid, and was never the same again.

by zippersocks October 4, 2019