Package Wax

Semen, or ejaculate; particularly from a male.
Frank: "I'm gonna spray my package wax allover your lower back"

Suzie: "No, I prefer when you put your hot package wax inside of my box.
by KTakaKD June 08, 2018
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tiddy wax

someone who's so fake they remind you of the wax that makes up fake tiddies
can you just stfu u tiddy wax
by ur new stepdad August 07, 2020
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German wax

The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.

It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.
In Hollywood, there are Brazilians getting German waxes.
by Crissov January 30, 2014
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carpet wax

the minimum amount of pubic hair necessary by both males and females to create the natural sliding without friction neccessary for optimum pleasure
Lou you need to let them pubic hairs grow out alittle longer-we cant get are groove without the carpet wax a weaven
by stewlou July 07, 2007
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wax cheeks

so there i was, waxing cheeks in the woods and i couldnt even spray off because i was so fucked up. to wax cheeks is to fuck. spray off some daddy batter, get rid of some stomach lotion.
by sloppy moose October 28, 2006
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wax dicks

Fellatio, oral sex, blowjob, dick sucking, dick licking
Sarah waxed Charles Dick,
now Sarah needs a napkin.

She the proceeded to wax dicks at the swing club.
by Hankburt June 24, 2008
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TURDle wax

Get a girl naked..preferably one you dislike. Have her lie naked on the bed face down. Tell her you have to use the bathroom. While in the bathroom, shit just far enough out of your ass so the shit hangs a good couple inches. When you come out of the bathroom run and slide across her back like you would across the hood of a car.
I saw this Bitch i hated. So I decided to TURDle wax her!
by allen bak February 22, 2008
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