I TELL ALL MY GIRL FRIENDS IN THE BEGINING I AM A JELIOUS POSSESIVE HYPOCRITICAL ASS HOLE AND SAY HI MY NAME IS CHRIS HAVE YOU MET ME I AM A "hypocrite"
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Get the hypocrite mug.A sort of politician who preforms actions that would normally be illegal and enforces legislation that ruins lives simply because he was fortunate enough not to be caught committing such actions.
Obama: I remember Buzz feed was something I did in college and I am just like Trayvon Martin in every way.
Trayvon's Ghost: If thats true then why do you believe in enforcing a law that incarcerates four times as many blacks despite the fact that proportionately equally as many whites smoke marijuana? You sound like the kind of hypocrite who would throw me in a cell and smoke the evidence yourself.
Obama: I'm not just a hypocrite. I'm the Hypocrite In Chief! Speaking of which, do you have any weed?
Trayvon's Ghost: If thats true then why do you believe in enforcing a law that incarcerates four times as many blacks despite the fact that proportionately equally as many whites smoke marijuana? You sound like the kind of hypocrite who would throw me in a cell and smoke the evidence yourself.
Obama: I'm not just a hypocrite. I'm the Hypocrite In Chief! Speaking of which, do you have any weed?
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Obama actually uses the CIA and FBI to abduct innocent people to get them to use as bait for bad guys who want to help them out because of an association with them. Hypocrisy is when things happen to good people because they care too much.
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Get the hypocrisy mug.Donald Trump is a hypocrite because he will say one thing in America, stating that Mexicans are bad people and rapists and take our jobs, then go to Mexico and meet with the Mexican President and say that he loves Mexicans and they're amazing people.
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Mugsy is such a hypochrist. She was telling me the other day that all the illegals shouldn't be allowed to be in our country because the Bible says so.
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