a person who moves with the sun while sunbathing either by moving to a different location following the sun or by physically moving their chair to follow the sun

a person who follows the sun to get every last second of it on a nice day

You are such a sun hopper when you have to move your chair to follow the sun...

sun hopper by pinkgirl68 July 1, 2009

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mr.hopper

The craziest teacher in the school who makes you want to drop out all together. If it weren't for the idiots scattered around the room to make things interesting, this class would be the most uneventful time in your life

Ew I just saw Mr.Hopper in the hallway

mr.hopper by Quiqueisacactus March 29, 2015

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Jingle Hopper Jones

Jingle Hopper Jones is a whacky feller from the Green grove.

Fuck its Jingle Hopper Jones. Holy smoles

Jingle Hopper Jones by Jim Fingers the thrice. December 13, 2022

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brown hopper

Take a shit and put it in the freezer 6-12 hours before feces is probable. Remove feces from freezer. Have your person of choice (female in this writers mind) bend over naked spreading their butt cheeks. Promptly lubricate the other persons brown eye, align the feces for entry and shove until completely disappeared into the persons rear. Allow the feces to thaw, than lead your partner to the toilet, while they are evacuating your feces have them preform fellatio on you. If freezing is a non option for your partner the use of a piping bag is acceptable.

When my girlfriend said she wanted to experience a brown hopper, I thought it was gross at first but after words we both decided she needed pooindahole every night.

brown hopper by pooindahole May 19, 2011

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