hooker with a penis

the l33tness, a player beyond players, the mad note. "I go unseen..."

Hooker with a Penis <bawlz> will beat the shit out of Smilez any day of da week!!!!

hooker with a penis by AlienwareCrzy <bawlz> May 30, 2003

Hooker shower 

Lysol bath

After a long night on the job, she walked into the supermarket, grabbed a can of Lysol off the shelf and gave herself a hooker shower.

Hooker shower by the_990999 June 14, 2011

hooker spit 

when your mouth has heavy sticky saliva accumulated. result from excess oxygen intake (running) and gatoraid

man, after that run, i dun got me some hooker spit

hooker spit by gatorsnatch October 23, 2011

hooker bag 

an empty bike messenger bag.

Look at that mod poseur on the '02 Vespa. I bet he's got a hooker bag!

hooker bag by pjh September 16, 2003

hooker donkey 

the act of sex between a hooker and a donkey. also can be aim smiley.

katlin sure likes that donker. infact they are going hooker donkey

hooker donkey by hookerdonkey1 August 1, 2008

Hooker Top 

A slutty woman, or general term used by men to address females.

David: Julie was being such a bitch today!
Levi: Yeah I know shes a total hooker top.

Hooker Top by The one who did the thing. September 13, 2006

hooker toes 

What you call someone when there toes resemble hookers. often told when someone is being a super douche.

(friend) I'm gonna break your pencil.
(you) dirty hooker toes

hooker toes by NyTsUj April 12, 2011