Chatting Honk

A phrase used when someone is absolutely talking utter rubbish.

“You got absolutely wasted last night”
“Nah mate, I only had a few pints, you’re chatting honk”

by fartbumstinkypoo August 9, 2021

the honk

A retarted phrase that the Fonz, from happy days, used in a public service annoucment. it is supposed to protect you from getting ass raped

if your an inmate dont use the honk it wont help

by Johnny Table November 29, 2006

honk on her bobo

Put her in 6th and step on her

full send or no send just honk on her bobo

by hctertslana February 2, 2018

rectul honk

A fart. Expulsion of a loud and proud burst of wind from ones backside

Wow, that was a nasty ass rectul honk dude!

by Eeeny mo August 24, 2017

honk

to blow a load over something

dude, he just honked all over her face

by honking johnnie November 13, 2011

honk and wave

No matter how badly someone might break your heart, after enough time passes, we still aren't ready to burn that bridge. If you saw them again, you would still be somewhat cordial and polite. Just give an honest honk and wave. Make him/her feel like an ass.

"She really broke my heart in two. If we drove side-by-side on the highway, maybe i could honk and wave." - paraphrased from a Limbeck song.

by pj.sf July 22, 2012

Woof-honk

The sound that a dog which has been done up the arse, then charges at you as you tresspass in the drive-way of it's owners house makes.

We were walking past the house, and saw the dog. We laughed.

"WOO-HONK"

".."

"AHAHAHAHAHA"

"THAT DOG JUST SA-.."

"WOOF-HONK"

by Allzo January 29, 2009