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Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.
I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work
by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022
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Honk

An act of excitement

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It could also be used as a form of anger
Excitement: Honk

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Goose Honk

Anger: Honk you, you Honk piece of Honk.
by The Amazing Goose Honk June 24, 2022
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HONK

An airhead that talks nonstop nonsense
Dude that girl talks way too much, she’s a honk!
by mkelso June 28, 2022
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Yell honk

When you suddenly, without warning or active notice, throw up and scream simultaneously.

Risk factors: White claw during the dog days of summer. Irish whiskey at a tailgate, or association with a MAC school.

Common associated symptoms: burst eye vessels, bruised pride, unapologetic rally.
We had just downed a pint of Castillo rum that Dickweed had hidden in the crotch of his Diesel jeans and bonged 12 Busch Lights, when Davis yell honked on the Beirut tournament table.
by JTMcNugent September 16, 2022
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Honk honk

An anti-Semetic dog whistle that started at /pol/ on 4chan. Originally intended as an innocent derivative of Pepe, it spread from a Discord server as a silly meme. Nearly one month after it was originally posted, a 4chan user uploaded it in a post that read "Why Honk Honk is the next OK sign." While this text may imply that the symbol is a fake symbol (as was the OK sign), that's the intended effect of a dog whistle.

"Honk honk" also forms the initials "HH," meaning "Heil Hitler." The numerical code "88" also achieves this affect among white supremacist circles.
While "honk honk" is described as a hate symbol here, this is still a joke. Please be wary of what else they're posting before accusing them of being anti-Semetic.
by SmartPatrolOperative May 22, 2022
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Honking

Some guy honked at me repeatedly today. I didn't do anything wrong.
Hym "Some guy honking at me doesn't stop me from tilting the wheel while someone's kid is walking down the street. I can make you stop. I shouldn't have to but I can. And, no, it's not that you all know each other it's that you all know me and are on the medium that is being used to follow me. If my life doesn't have any value then neither does your shitty soon-to-be-slut daughter. Fuck your kids."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
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Honking Wallops

Ayo look over there at her honking wallops
by Rc174 June 4, 2022
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