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Undercover Hitler

A game that you can play in the office where you have to do the hitler salute (One are out and the other across your top lip as the moustache) in full view of all your co-workers. It can be only for a second, but you cant get busted. It is 10 points while your boss is talking directly to you. 25 points while you are adressing a large group of people. all others are 5 points.
Harmless fun !
Haha! Damo just did an undercover hitler
by hamghetti... September 28, 2006
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Hitler Piss

Urinating while so drunk that it requires a stabilizing hand raised in the manner of a Nazi salute.
I was so loaded last night I was barely able to keep my Hitler piss in the bowl.
by GP The Guinea Pig May 3, 2004
mugGet the Hitler Pissmug.

woman hitler

Man 1:My woman hitler is being a bitch today
Man 2:Who?
Man 1:Mother in Law = PMS
by anti-woman-hitlerism May 12, 2006
mugGet the woman hitlermug.

Stinky Hitler

When one sticks their finger up another's asshole and smears the product onto the upper lip of that person; thus resulting in a "hitler" type mustache that smells like shit (because it is shit)
While he was sleeping, we gave him a Stinky-Hitler.
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Hitler tash

Shorthand for "Hitler's moustache". This describes a woman's pubic hair when she has shaved almost all of it off, leaving only a thin strip of hair covering her vulva.

So named for its similarity to Adolf Hitler's moustache, which was threefold:

a) It was also narrow and dark.
b) It also "lay above the lips".
c) It can move hypnotically, with a strange effect on the weak-minded.
I asked my first girlfriend if she would shave her beaver, and it turns out she was a member of PETA so I ended up getting slapped.

Then I asked my second girlfriend if she would shave her Map of Tasmania, and it turns out she was an Australian Aborigine so she cut me with a flint-knapped knife.

Last night I asked my third girlfriend to shave her Hitler tash, and she looked at me and said "I'm Jewish".

If the Mossad come looking for me, I'm not at home, okay?
by HMB December 28, 2008
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Brown Hitler

When rimming a guy and he leaves a brown shit spot under your nose.
I looked in the mirror after eating John's ass and noticed he had given me a Brown Hitler.
by CrandTo September 13, 2009
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