“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”
“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”
“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”
“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
by Ignominy January 30, 2023
Get the hillbilly hand washmug. A person that resides in the state of ny and exhibits degenerate traits. This includes a reclusive alcoholic. Someone that Acts and partakes in childish acts of aggressive behavior instead of acting like an adult. Brags about their masculinity but then vapes for the flavor. Always wears boots even when wearing shorts and loves to go up state to get fucked up. Likes cars and trucks. But not in the respectable way as a mechanic would or someone the generally enjoys an automobile for engineering and functionality but instead likes it because it goes vroom vroom and is compensating.
by Bingo Bongo Gimme da Congo February 6, 2020
Get the New York hillbillymug. Another name for the seasoned salt franchise restaurants and dive bars sprinkle on their crappy potato products.
by mrgoodjob July 31, 2011
Get the Hillbilly saltmug. A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.
this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.
this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.
by candolol June 9, 2009
Get the Hillbilly Muffinmug. The phenomena of conflicting family relationship statuses where childbirth through incest turns a family tree into a family spiderweb.
According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.
by Chain Furious April 4, 2025
Get the Hillbilly Mathematicsmug. A fairly large population of rednecks in Backwoods people reside in the state of Arizona granted we are the South, Picacho Peak was tied to the civil war , being it was Arizona's only battle. Any Which Way nearly 56% of Arizona's population happens to be Hillbillies and actually being a Hillbilly is not a bad thing ,so all you folks out there that think they're bad Backwoods animals you're gravely mistaken. The fact is they're quite intelligent utilizing the land for their best benefits in productivity such as if someone has a bunch of debris and garbage in the backyard well what you do you profit off of it somehow someway and have garage sales or yard sales are you planning a garden in your property and grow the food or you raise chickens and have them run through your house and then when you're ready to eat them ,well then kill them whatever way you have to find fit to survive is one way of looking at it
The actual true definition for an Arizona Hillbilly is any such folks that participate in continued meth use and actively involve themselves in hoarding and staying awake and engaging in crazy sex to mention a few of the countless hobby's of an Arizona Hillbilly.
by Ralph morning December 6, 2016
Get the Arizona Hillbillymug. The education received by southern children from their hillbilly parents in the form of "homeschooling"
by Ajc1119 June 30, 2020
Get the Hillbilly Homeschool Educationmug.