hetermosexual

a staunch heterosexual percieved to be homosexual by gays and straights alike. A heterosexual couple clearly made up of two clueless homosexuals.

Sheila and Craig are engaged?? They both seem so gay. Silly hetermosexuals.

by James Damian Vickers January 28, 2004

fairbanks muff heater

when a person survives the cold of Alaska by going balls deep in the muff of an obese eskimo. usually done by ft. wainwright infantrymen desperate to get laid. due to an over-abundance of these eskimos, it is a fairly common practice.

"do you know where pvt. smitty "
"last time we seen him, he was leaving KJs to get a fairbanks muff heater"

by blueballsandstickyfingers September 20, 2017

hetero

The disgusting act of inserting a penis into a vagina.

man i just had some great hetero sex.
That's so hetero.

by atensinferno April 11, 2009

Heated Discussion

A "heated discussion" is normally used as a term for a small fight between two or more people. Rather than a shouting and cussing fight, it is always discussed and reasoned calmly. But in the teen world... having a "heated discussion" is another word for making out. It can always be used as an excuse when your parents ask why you and your boyfriend/girlfriend were in your room alone for a long period of time. It's the best reason because your parents will usually sympathize with you.

Also, a "powerful heated discussion" is when their is a lot of tongue involved. They're the best.

Mother/Father and Child;;
"Becca... why were you and Evan alone in your room for so long?"
"Uhh... we were having a heated discussion..."
"Aww, alright. Well I hope it gets resolved."

A Couple Together;;
"Wow... this heated discussion is so much fun!"
"I know! Let's continue..."

"Wow! This was the best powerful heated discussion I've ever had with you!"
"I know! It was fun. By the way... your tongue is getting a lot stronger..."

by Becca ;) January 9, 2009

heterobisexual

A person who is confused about their sexuality. They think they are gay, bisexual and straight. It can also be used for someone in between gay and bisexual, and also straight and bisexual.

Johnny: Hey bobby, I think im gay, but I love girls and I know Im not bi.

Bobby: Dood, your heterobisexual!

by squirrelccr April 21, 2010

heaters

When playing beer pong and making two shots in a row, a.k.a "heating up"

Alan: Holy shit Briana you just made two shots in a row!
Briana: HEEEEEEAAATERS (heaters) *raises hands up and shrugs shoulders*

by Mr. Ragerrrrrrrrr July 25, 2011

mad hatter

An extremely ugly person, usually of Middle Eastern descent, with a large nose who is totally mad and likely to blow your ass up with some jihad shit.

Osama bin Laden is one mad hatter ass motherfucker!

by panda, the holy warrior October 20, 2006