"Happy Monday" is a weekly internationally distributed email based newsletter full of breasts that keep you Happy on Monday’s.
It's subscribers belong to "The Kingdom Of Happy Monday" - a delightful and wonderful place, headed by King Monday and his loyal band of sub editorial merry men - "The Tittie Committee".
According to legend, on thy 8th day God created the Boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was...awesome. He then made sure King Monday took control of Boobies worldwide given his great appreciation and knowledge of them to spread the joy to the people of the Kingdom.
Why Happy Monday? It's simple - don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday...and that just won't do.
So thanks to Happy Monday, subscribers don’t complain anymore - instead riding into their week with a sunny disposition after learning to spend one seventh of their lives being truly happy, giddy and occasionally taught to be a better person.
Apparently, a woman's biggest annoyance is having a man talk to her chest all night. On the other hand, a man's biggest annoyance is seeing boobs he can't touch.
Happy Monday aims to help men learn to maintain eye contact.
Lots of Love and Boobies.
Subscribe to: friend@happymonday.com.au
It's subscribers belong to "The Kingdom Of Happy Monday" - a delightful and wonderful place, headed by King Monday and his loyal band of sub editorial merry men - "The Tittie Committee".
According to legend, on thy 8th day God created the Boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was...awesome. He then made sure King Monday took control of Boobies worldwide given his great appreciation and knowledge of them to spread the joy to the people of the Kingdom.
Why Happy Monday? It's simple - don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday...and that just won't do.
So thanks to Happy Monday, subscribers don’t complain anymore - instead riding into their week with a sunny disposition after learning to spend one seventh of their lives being truly happy, giddy and occasionally taught to be a better person.
Apparently, a woman's biggest annoyance is having a man talk to her chest all night. On the other hand, a man's biggest annoyance is seeing boobs he can't touch.
Happy Monday aims to help men learn to maintain eye contact.
Lots of Love and Boobies.
Subscribe to: friend@happymonday.com.au
by Happy Monday August 8, 2010
Get the Happy Monday mug.Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969
by Jacob Davey December 28, 2005
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During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
by darker May 11, 2009
Get the Number two happy meal mug.The mental state achieved when one wants to avoid the unpleasant or uncomfortble. Everyone's happy place is different, and usually consists of the things that make them joyous.
Mindlessidiot: "...and so I was like, that's so disgusting. You should get that checked out, and he goes..."
Semi-saneperson: "Dude, shut the crap up. I'm in my happy place!"
(Mindless idiot continues rambling aimlessly until Semi-sane person smacks them with a bag of frozen fish sticks.)
Semi-saneperson: "Dude, shut the crap up. I'm in my happy place!"
(Mindless idiot continues rambling aimlessly until Semi-sane person smacks them with a bag of frozen fish sticks.)
by MandyM December 26, 2005
Get the happy place mug.1) A chain of small supermarkets.
2) Someone who shamelessly manipulates others for their money - differing from a gold-digger in that a happy shopper usually pesters their friends, parents etc. rather than their partner.
3) Someone who is very good at using image manipulation programs, especially Photoshop, and often photoshops things for their own amusement.
4) Someone who obtains others' unwanted items for free.
2) Someone who shamelessly manipulates others for their money - differing from a gold-digger in that a happy shopper usually pesters their friends, parents etc. rather than their partner.
3) Someone who is very good at using image manipulation programs, especially Photoshop, and often photoshops things for their own amusement.
4) Someone who obtains others' unwanted items for free.
1) Just going to happy shopper for a six-pack.
2) Jay wanted me to lend him another fiver today, but he's not paid me back from the previous twenty times. I'm starting to think he's just a happy shopper.
3) Seen this great pic? That Jay's a right happy shopper!
4) Drag the old sofa to the kerb, some happy shopper'll take care of it.
2) Jay wanted me to lend him another fiver today, but he's not paid me back from the previous twenty times. I'm starting to think he's just a happy shopper.
3) Seen this great pic? That Jay's a right happy shopper!
4) Drag the old sofa to the kerb, some happy shopper'll take care of it.
by JackBlue January 4, 2009
Get the happy shopper mug.Robert Szasz, a transplanted Torontonian now living in Clearwater, FL and a season ticket holder of the Tampa Bay Rays, Tampa Bay Lightning, and Tampa Bay Buccaneers. You can pick his voice out of the crowd during a Rays game when he heckles opponents of the opposition. Never uses profanity, but some players have found him to be annoying.
by thebaseballguy222222 August 15, 2008
Get the Happy Heckler mug.A slogan for Always (the makers of feminine hygiene products). The slogan must have been made by men, because any woman knows that periods are a rather unhappy time.
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