Sam Hammer

The act of extremely powerful and sometime aggressive sex. This normally leads to the destruction of the surroundings like beds, chairs, sofas, decks, doors, walls, and sometimes pelvic bones.

Roommate: Why is there a whole in the wall?
Girl: I got Sam Hammered last night, and yeah...
Roommate: Oh, that also explains why you are limping.

by SSlayer September 12, 2011

love hammer

When you call someone a love hammer, it means that person is really good at sex.

'Boris The Soviet Love Hammer' (from Cards Against Humanity)

by daniduck January 27, 2015

Chelsea hammered

To get extraordinarily wasted followed by a weekend of severe regret...commonly results in overall incoherency, brief skankyness before a quick emotional breakdown.

Man, that girl is Chelsea hammered.

by Chelsea hammered June 29, 2015

Poon Hammer

1. The act of hammering a Poon; (V)

2. A long erected object used to hammer Poons; (N)

Where were you last night? I was Poon hammering.

Man, thats a nice poon hammer you have there.

by Jacob Bowman January 20, 2009

donkey hammer

Used to refer to the penis and scrotum as a single unit. Its name derives from the fact that a profile view of a cock and balls crudely resembles a hammer, with the scrotum as its head and the penis as its handle.

Guy #1: Hey I was going through John's mail and I found this issue of "Cock'n'Balls Monthly" with his name and address on it.

Guy#2: (flipping through magazine) By the looks of it, they really cater to the package shot connoisseurs.

Guy #1: Well we all know what a big fan he is of the donkey hammer.

Guy #2: True, true.

by corsendonk September 18, 2009

Smurf hammer

A penis that is tiny.

"Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer...."

by Jon E Smoko December 17, 2003

black hammer

The black hammer is a large appendage commonly found in between the legs of African African males

"That nigga got a black hammer, that's why we call him the black hammer "

by Kaiser Helmut August 25, 2014