jeremy: what did you do this weekend man
jesse: dude it was sick me and wade had a halo threekend beat the game on every difficulty
jeremy: why do i even hang out with you
jesse: dude it was sick me and wade had a halo threekend beat the game on every difficulty
jeremy: why do i even hang out with you
by jesse simone October 03, 2007
by Eyemem January 07, 2022
My Grindr hook up treated me to a delightful pungent serving of halo cheese.
I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.
I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.
I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.
I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.
by Dick Onchin December 05, 2020
When playing halo on Xbox live and the play you have just made was so sick it gave you a boner you get a haloner..... the combination of the word halo and boner....
Dude 1:Bro! I just 360 no scoped that hoe in the face now i have a boner!!
Dude 2:Nope dude its just a halo-ner chill....
Dude 2:Nope dude its just a halo-ner chill....
by Price Chopper.... July 14, 2009
The upcoming installment in the famous Halo series. Many never thought they'd see the day this game was announced.
The game is being developed by 343i. A company compiled of ex Bungie employees who helped create Halo.
The games first trailer came out on June 6, 2011
feature=inbox
The game is being developed by 343i. A company compiled of ex Bungie employees who helped create Halo.
The games first trailer came out on June 6, 2011
feature=inbox
Guy 1: Ah, E3's today. Probably nothing important. Gonna hop on Reach for a little
Guy 2: Oh my God!! Dude! Guess what?!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Halo 4 was just announced!
Guy 1: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I WANNA SEE WHERE WHERE WHERE
Guy 2: Oh my God!! Dude! Guess what?!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Halo 4 was just announced!
Guy 1: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I WANNA SEE WHERE WHERE WHERE
by iExplicit Chaos July 21, 2011
A person in just about any Halo game(more recently Halo:Reach) who is of a high rank, yet is terrible, immature, a squeaker, talks too much shit, uses detachable turrets, rushes power weapons, betrays teammates for said power weapons, or overall is just a bad player of Halo. This mostly pertains to Reach since the rank of the player is determined by the amount of overall time the player has achieved in multiplayer(credit-based ranking system.)
Most PseudoPros usually boost, either by full-party methods or by challenge boosting. In other Halo games like Halo 3 it can be detected by people who brag about armor, achievements, or anything really.
Basically, if you run into a Halo PseudoPro, please for the love of god, do not friend request them just because they are a Forerunner/50/have all achievements. Also, do not pay any attention to their unnecessary teabags/hate messages/general asshole behavior. They just want attention since their mom/transvestite dad stopped breastfeeding them.
Most PseudoPros usually boost, either by full-party methods or by challenge boosting. In other Halo games like Halo 3 it can be detected by people who brag about armor, achievements, or anything really.
Basically, if you run into a Halo PseudoPro, please for the love of god, do not friend request them just because they are a Forerunner/50/have all achievements. Also, do not pay any attention to their unnecessary teabags/hate messages/general asshole behavior. They just want attention since their mom/transvestite dad stopped breastfeeding them.
Me: I ran into a Halo PseudoPro today, all he did was teabagand brag about his Hayabusa armor, even though the year is 2011 and everyone who has the campaign disc has it. Friend: wow someone like that must just have a tiny dick/enflamed cliteris and feels like they need attention, what an asshole.
by ExplosiveSoap August 07, 2011
a serious condition that occurs while one is playing any online game, especially halo. It is classified by irrational and often violent anger, absurd claims that opponents are in some way cheating, or claims that there is something wrong with the server on which the game is played.
*Remedies
If you suspect that you or someone you know is experiencing halo rage, try one of the following:
take a break
eat a hot pocket/pizza roles/ packet of ramen
if you are playing halo, try cod4 and if you are playing cod4, try your hand at halo
*Remedies
If you suspect that you or someone you know is experiencing halo rage, try one of the following:
take a break
eat a hot pocket/pizza roles/ packet of ramen
if you are playing halo, try cod4 and if you are playing cod4, try your hand at halo
gahhhhhh did you see that lag?
What the fuck? i unloaded on that n00b and hes still alive.
He wasnt even aiming at me!
Dude...you got some serious halo rage. have some pizza roles
What the fuck? i unloaded on that n00b and hes still alive.
He wasnt even aiming at me!
Dude...you got some serious halo rage. have some pizza roles
by jakesss July 16, 2008