having

verb: Similar to stealing, except less snitchier. Involves simply taking something from someone, while making sure to inform them of it. You could optionally bitchslap them.

Be careful through, if you have something from the wrong guy, you could get fucked up.

1.

Me: I'm having this milkshake
Bitch: But thats my--
Me: Fuck yourself *slap*

2.

Me: I'm having this milkshake
Guy: What the fuck are you doing with my milkshake?
Me: Having it, bitch *slap*
Guy: *Rape*

by Mohamdu January 1, 2006

hiking the appalachian

In June, 2009, South Carolina governor Mark Sanford disappeared from public sight for five days, a period during which neither his wife nor much of his staff apparently knew where he had gone. A Sanford spokesperson eventually told reporters that the Governor was on a secretive hike along the Appalachian Trial to clear his head after a tough legislative session. Turns out that Sanford had actually been in Argentina where he had been conducting an extra-marital affair.

"Why is Bob's wife angry with him?"

"He got caught hiking the Appalachian, if you know what I mean."

by bobjones55 June 24, 2009

havings

property or belongings. Always used in the plural form.

He has a lot of havings.

by uttam maharjan December 12, 2012

Hating

Hating is the end result of being a hater. Hating is wide spread, very popular and a highly enjoyable past time for many. Contrary to popular belief, Hating is not due to jealousy bur rather the good feeling of putting someone down while simultaneously increasing your own ego. Many victims are hated on because of their success, but many more are hated due to their lack of it. Most hating is a result of the victims bragging and/or 'My turds don't stink' attitude.

There are many forms of hating, some common examples are: first person hating (face to face), Hating in the second degree (privately hating an individual), Group hating (hating on a particular group aka race, religion, sexual orientation etc.)

First person hating -

"Nice drop top labaron, fag"

Hating in the second degree -

Hater 1 - "Hey, whats up hooknose Hebe, did you hear that pedophile looking dude flapping his gums last night?"

Hater 2- "Sure did, ya pizza chomping wop Gino, whats with that guy anyway? Just because you wave your arms around and talk real slow doesn't mean your a genius!"

Hater 1- "No doubt, who the hell wears a flat top leather hat anyway. What a homo."

by GR8-2-H8 September 14, 2009

hacking

continual play of drum licks after instructor has cut off group.

Quit hacking on those drums so we can go on!

by blueberry29 July 1, 2010

Stephen Hawking

A term for extremely rough intercourse. In such cases that a Stephen Hawking has occurred, the woman can not walk for several days and must leave the building in a wheelchair.

Last night I took Amber back to my place and gave her a Stephen Hawking. She won't walk for a week.

by Calimar July 2, 2010

Stephen Hawking

A sex move; under the same vane as the ever popular "salty pirate" or "angry dragon". Derived from Stephen Hawking's book title "A Brief History Of Time; from the big bang to black holes". First, you are banging a chick from behind (the big bang), then, just as you are about to milky way, you transfer to said black hole and recite the following phrase...."A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME!!!". executed correctly, and she will reply with "What?". And that is the Stephen Hawking!!

Your girlfriend. A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME "Stephen Hawking"

by Salty pirate aka Stephen H. June 13, 2012