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hearded

when you or someone else hate deuces in a partner's bed
Did you hear that Johnny Depp was hearded?
by billtonium June 4, 2022
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heards

verb (used with object), heard, heard·ing.
to cause bodily injury to; injure:
It probably really heard when he lost the tip of his finger.
to cause bodily pain to or in:
His finger still heards him.

verb (used without object), heard, heard·ing.
to feel or suffer bodily or mental pain or distress:
Ouch! That really heards.
to cause bodily or mental pain or distress:
Violence is very heardful.

synonymous to 'hurt' or 'hurt'. To be used by victims of feigned, implied or REAL violence.
"OUCH! Stop hitting me. That really heards..." - TAC
"You can't just start hearding people to get what you want..." - TAC
"Why do you have to be so heardful all the time?" - Joie
by dR0nE.31337 May 26, 2022
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Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room
I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.
by georgie bear June 19, 2022
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I heard that

Something homosexuals say instead of just saying “ok”
Want to get dinner tonight in key west on the nude beach?”
“no i’m busy tonight with a women”
“I heard that
by 1x.darius September 21, 2025
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hearded

when you don't know what else to say when someone heard you
bro bro he hearded me
by me + ur mom + ratio = u November 26, 2022
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No way to be heard

No one understands what I say. What is the point.

Everyone is confused. The world is dying
by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021
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