guandajona

spanish slang for a female that dresses sloppy/homeless/messy usually wearing baggy clothes or ripped clothes

“te ves guandajona, ve a cambiar ahorita”

by Your_mums_playtoy January 15, 2024

Guantanamo Bay Shot

This shot is only for the hardest of mother fuckers or those that hate themselves.

Steps to achieve enlightenment:

1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin

Not for the faint of heart.

Holy shit that guy just ordered a Guantanamo Bay shot! He’s so fucking cool!

by Mr. FuckYeah March 23, 2024

Guanophobia

extreme shyness or fear of craping airborne.

I don't think Gwen would do that, she has guanophobia

by BritneySupporter June 25, 2024

Guanch

The act of squatting down and violently shitting consensually on another’s open mouth and face.

After a long and happy session, I guanched all over my partner.

by Gaunch June 9, 2024

guanach

Sexual term for vagina or anus

I asked for guanach when i went to her house

by Cayleb January 28, 2025

Guantanamo reach around

A three people sexual maneuver there are two givers and one receiver, one of the givers gives the receiver a reach around covered in guacamole while the other waterboardeds the receiver in a golden shower while asking for information

Person 1 "hey grandpa what happened in Guantanamo Bay?"

Person 2 "I was given Guantanamo reach around, and i still didn't spill anything"

by Lobotomy gaming February 24, 2025

Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.

I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating

by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025