Gobblejob

Origin co. Galway Ireland.

means eating a bures fanny.
i.e a lickout

aww man i gave that bure a serious gobblejob last night, she was quiffing all over the shop!

by Ciaran89 February 24, 2008

Gorbleframbler

A made-up word used to describe people that make up words in the hopes that they will Google it.

...And it's not an argument. I'm just calling you a Gorbleframbler

by meow1121 November 14, 2009

gobble robber

A gobble robber is any person who steals a turkey (live,cooked, frozen, stuffed, cement it doesn't matter as long as it's a turkey), quite possibly for some unknown ritual or deviant sexual practice.

Hey Phil look at that Butterball you stinkin gobble robber.

by Larry Brown December 18, 2009

Gobbledageek

Somebody who admits to having engaged in activities of a sexual nature with a nerd.

Jenny: Have you managed to get it on yet with that guy in the I.T. department?
Catherine: Let's just say that I'm now a fully-fledged 'Gobbledageek'

by Scrabbleguru December 11, 2010

Gobblekaze

The person (or people) who go crazy during Black friday sales.

Dude, the Gobblekaze pushed me to get to the shows!

by JewTaco December 26, 2010

Garblesnorting

Verb.
When you're just so unbelievably pissed with something that normal swear words won't satisfy you, like viruses on your computer. (From the Norton commercial)

Dude#1: Man, you were too lazy to listen to all those damn Norton pop-ups and now your computer crashed.
Dude#2: Are you Garblesnorting me?!

by Doesitmatter?? June 28, 2011

Gobblecaust

Alternate name for Thanksgiving, owing to the sheer amount of destruction to the turkey population just in one day.

"Hey, Chet. You gotta figure there are about 115 million households in the U.S., right? And let's say the majority of those have a turkey on the table. Think about how many turkeys are butchered just for ONE DAY, dude!"

"I know, Hank. Total gobblecaust."

"Happy Gobblecaust! Chew on your turkey, kidfert!"

by Abdallah Price November 28, 2012