Gluten Governor

A person who severely hates anything to do with gluten

Jill is such a gluten governor! She hates anything and everything to do with gluten. Gluten is the worst - Jill

by Male Name February 17, 2023

gluteyhole

Another word for bootyhole. Refers to the glutes. The plump, fleshy soft region of the derriere.

"Don't hate because my gluteyhole is clean and tight!"

by HolyHomo April 16, 2023

Gluttonous Bastard

Youngsavage after going .5 seconds without eatin.

"this gluttonous bastard!"

by NotRealFishJuice April 29, 2023

Gluteus Minimus

As opposed to gluteus maximus which is the maximum of area a butt takes up. Normally so big when they site down their butt looks like a couch. With gluteus minimus it refers to small scrumptious butt on a hot chick. The butt takes up the minimum amount of area.

That gluteus minimus fits through the door.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

Gluteus Maximus

Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.

That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

Gluten Douche

A karen who goes to a restaurant and asks for gluten free options

*ticket machine ringing*
Ticket says GF
Chef B: Oh fuck you, gluten douche!

by Misosdaddy July 9, 2023

Glutenphobia

The fear of gluten

I hope this water is gluten free water brand, ever the simplest products make my glutenphobia act up.

by GFWB August 7, 2023