Super Glue Incident

When a man puts super-glue all over his dick, then engages in sex. A few minutes later, hes stuck!!

God dammit!!! Another fucking super glue incident, these are happening more and more!!

by Shit Head October 19, 2003

glaser

The one with the smallest dick

Girl: Show it Glaser
Boy: HERE
Girl: This is a Real glaser leave

by The Master king April 23, 2016

Glue Hard-On

What happens when you leave the cap of ur glue stick or bottle and it solidifies, thus becoming useless and gross.

Man 1- Damn. My Glue Stick Has A Glue Hard-On
Man 2- Me To
Man 1- That would be funny IF that was a glue stick in your hand
Man 3- Man I'm high

by Robert92 March 1, 2008

Baby Glue

A sticky substance that generates from the testes. aka pearl jam, man mayo, and sperm.

Woman: What are flavored condoms for?
Man: So bitches like you dont have to gargle baby glue.

by Kiki Swallows December 9, 2008

hot glue pre-cum

Seen when a small glob of hot glue that comes out when the hot glue gun has become hot enough. Often not expected and leaves a mess on the counter.

Damn it, I was trying to fix my camera today and the hot glue pre-cum got all over the table.

by luckytyger December 30, 2009

Underwear Glue

A term describing the occurrence of leftover cum sticking to the underwear about an hour after having sex.

Dude, I shouldn't have fucked that chick last night... I have the worst case of underwear glue!

by Fredica (aka. Fred and Jess) November 15, 2009

dick glue

when a man ejaculates siemen out of his dick it forms a white paste type glue. As it came from his dick it is called dick glue.

Mark was blowing Paul so hard that he shot a load of dick glue all over Marks face. Mark had been shot with dick glue

by Swine Doctor May 30, 2011