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brown goggles

When a male places his genitals on a another parter's eye sockets. Thus brown goggles
Jane received brown goggles from Timmy
by The Eye of the 69 July 4, 2017
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french goggles

placing each male testicle over the eyes of the receiver.
"let's give him french goggles, ha-ha-ha."
by DREADS4000 January 15, 2018
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Guitar Hero Goggles

When you are done playing Guitar Hero (or another similar game), and you look around and everything looks like it is moving up (or down).
Chris: Haha, Rob tripped over the table. Are you dizzy?

Rob: I just scored 150,000 on "Free Bird!" Don't hate and I'm not dizzy, it was just Guitar Hero Goggles.
by jayB109 October 16, 2010
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Skid Goggles

a) invisible and intangible goggles one often unknowingly wears once an individual had been at Skidmore College for more than two months. the goggles make men or women appear to be more attractive than they would normally be
b) much like Beer Goggles, but it applies to all time of the day.

note: can be applied to other small colleges.
Jon is not actually attractive, but i am wearing skid goggles so i want to bang him.
by thoroughbred July 24, 2008
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high goggles

The usage of sunglasses with you are stoned to the point either your eyes look lazy or they're red.
"What's with those sunglasses on? It's like not even sunny, it's raining?"
"Oh, they're my high goggles"
by Teroo December 19, 2006
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laser goggles

post laser eye surgery side effect of having constant beer goggles.
that girl was hideous but Timmy had his laser goggles going and took her home.
by dave6000 June 22, 2007
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Goo Goggles

Goo Goggles:-

Goo Goggling is the act of ejaculating onto the closed eyes of a recipient, thus giving the impression that they are wearing 'goggles', but are infact covered in seminal fluid.

Goo Googles can be given to a sexual partner as a sexual act, or can be striken upon an un-willing recipient in an act of humiliation. Goo Goggles can be used as punishment, where instead of the recipients eyes being closed they are forced open and recieve seminal fluid directly onto their eyes.
"How about I embrace you with Goo Goggles this evening wife."

"LOL I totally gave that beeatch Goo Goggles last night. ROFL irl!"

"I'm afraid that your criminal antics have earn't you a pair of Goo Goggles, hold his eyes open and I shall commence the Goggling.
by S. Ladavooch December 14, 2008
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