garage bong

The "garage bong" is the bong that is used in locations, or under circumstances, that are not appropriate for expensive glass pieces. i.e. the garage, camping, or parties. It is usually a bong made from acrylic or another durable, albeit, inexpensive material. Ideally, the "garage bong" doesn't sacrifice the quality of the hit and can become a much loved mascot.

"Hey man? What's with the 'garage bong?' I thought this celebration was worthy of the monster 7mm." Reply: "Yeah, I considered it, but after a lot of thought I realized: you don't bring out the good china at a children's party. Dig it?"

by partyviking July 12, 2013

Garage sex

Radom promiscuity in dwellings that are not your own.

"Hey Thalia, lets go have some garage sex!"

by UM. September 5, 2013

Garage lettuce

Weed. The cannabis kind.

I had an ice cold bowl of garage lettuce just now.

by Jaker17 January 20, 2023

Air Garage

The part of the body where gas builds up, but hasn't yet travelled far enough to be expelled from the asshole.

"Damn bruh, I'm tryna focus on this conversation but I can't 'cause my air garage is full."

by sheloves96 January 31, 2023

Garage Hangout

A hangout that takes place on the top of a parking garage

Let’s go to the Garage Hangout this Wednesday! It will be a great opportunity to get to know everyone!

by MK:P February 5, 2024

garage band

A band that calls themselves hardcore, only plays in a garage and on the street. Their 1 single fan is a fire hydrant.

Talking fire hydrant: HeY
random guy: Wat
Talking fire hydrant: have you heard of insert band name here? They are so great!
1 concert of said band later...
random guy: HeY
random guy's friend: Wat
random guy: insert band name here... went to their concert with a fire hydrant... What a garage band!

by moleonneck April 24, 2023

Garage Ornament

A car (usually a project-car) that has been sitting in the garage untouched for a long time.

“Is your car anywhere near running or is it another S chassis garage ornament”

by Tenngage July 14, 2023