Garage Sale

Badly prolapsed asshole. I mean... they are all bad. So... worse?

Let's put it in the garage sale.

I got it from a garage sale.
Your mom loves garage sales. So does my dad.

by penis exhalation October 19, 2019

garage kid

Girls:
+Appearance
Shoulder length hair
Side bangs
Must have at least two pairs of skinny jeans
Wears Vans & Converse
Must have at least one pair of flats
Must always wear a necklace.

+Intrests
Unicorns
Hello Kitty
Music
Brass Knuckles
Leopard Print
Gloomy Bear

+Boys
Appearance
Hair at least down to your ears
Dark hair
Choppy Type Hair
Bandanas
Tight Pants
Cute Smile

+Intrests
Stripes
Music
Famous Stars & Straps

+Garage Kid Personality
Nice
Happy

+Big Garage Kid Plus
Piercings
Multi Colored Hair

+Garage Kid Talk:
+Use the words
Intense
and
Rad

boy: did you see that garage kid?
other boy: yeah she was intense.

by xxxxxmelissa December 9, 2008

Garage à trois

age à trois
1: an arrangement in which three people have a sexual relationship while in a garage.
2: a sexual encounter involving three people in a garage.

Megan told her two friends that wanted to have sex in her garage they could only do so if they added her " trois " and made it a garage à trois.

by TH3J4CK0FH34RT5 July 26, 2020

garage bong

The "garage bong" is the bong that is used in locations, or under circumstances, that are not appropriate for expensive glass pieces. i.e. the garage, camping, or parties. It is usually a bong made from acrylic or another durable, albeit, inexpensive material. Ideally, the "garage bong" doesn't sacrifice the quality of the hit and can become a much loved mascot.

"Hey man? What's with the 'garage bong?' I thought this celebration was worthy of the monster 7mm." Reply: "Yeah, I considered it, but after a lot of thought I realized: you don't bring out the good china at a children's party. Dig it?"

by partyviking July 12, 2013

Garage Ornament

A car (usually a project-car) that has been sitting in the garage untouched for a long time.

“Is your car anywhere near running or is it another S chassis garage ornament”

by Tenngage July 14, 2023

drive your car into my garage

So, drive your car into my garage means slide that throbbing cock into my hot, wet love tunnel (vagina).

I’m so horny and I need you to drive your car into my garage, otherwise, I will burst. NOW! Peddle to the metal!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Garage sex

Radom promiscuity in dwellings that are not your own.

"Hey Thalia, lets go have some garage sex!"

by UM. September 5, 2013