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Shut The Fuck Up Day

Shut The Fuck Up Day takes place on April 17 where everyone stops talking, and whoever talks is automatically a homosexual.
by TheEditorOfTheWorld April 16, 2021
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National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess
by Alucardious August 31, 2025
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Fuck John Day

May 18th National fuck John day. It’s a day where you find the nearest and dearest John to you and have intimate passionate sex with him
It’s May 18th, let me hit up John for Fuck John Day
by Ilikelatinas69 May 18, 2025
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National Fuck Day

National fuck day is on April, 19th,its fun, you can fuck someone, yea that's it, have fun.
by ThatOneTaco April 19, 2020
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Gay as fuck day

Be as gay as you want to be on this day, and no one can say anything. You can suck your bro's dick and its normal.

Your welcome boys
"Hey its GAY as FUCK day. Bendover bro"
by dawasd November 15, 2019
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fuck a bear day

A day where a Bear has to let you fuck no matter what.
July 21st is Fuck a Bear day, know Amy bears?
by Bungoid July 20, 2022
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National fuck anything day

On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day
Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?

Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!
by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021
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