Fuck your ex day

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!

Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!

by Xxxporno.xvx.com May 01, 2019

National Fuck Juul Day

May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.

"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"

by theloserkid April 25, 2019

National fuck your crush day

The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.

“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”

by Stretch47 November 04, 2020

National fuck your crush day

February 26th is this wonderful holiday

Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure

by Definitionwriter.org February 26, 2021

fuck millie day

Fuck Anubis girl called Millie on October 24th because why not

Guy 1:It’s fuck Millie day
Guy 2:I’m gonna fuck Millie hard today

by arthurtstockford October 07, 2020

Fuck you day

You can say fuck you to all of your friends

Hey Stephan ist Fuck you day

by Coran445 November 03, 2019

fuck you day

this day is celebrated on 4/20 or 20/4 and you get to say fuck you and if you get offended you're a pussy

fuck you
you cant say that im a pussy snowflake
its fuck you day so fuck you

by daraspul August 08, 2021