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Perpetual Freshman Syndrome

A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.
Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.

Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.

Student 1: Isn't he 21?

Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
by Rytic June 15, 2013
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The Freshman sponge

When a thick freshman uses all 13 holes on her body for her partners sexual pleasure.Then she dry s up all the nut juices that cameout
She let me do the freshman sponge on her.An hour for each hole
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick October 23, 2018
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Freshman smirk

a term described by math teachers, where only the freshman are the only ones who have it, and it portrays them as devilish, sneaky, and ones who are trying to get away with something sinister.
Anandus gave his teacher the freshman smirk when he told him that he liked the homework.
by mathematician March 22, 2012
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the freshman phase

The phase when first year college students go to just about every party, stays most weekends, wanting to try new things (all bright eyed and bushy-tailed).

As each year progresses, you start to do a little less and you go home to see your puppy every weekend.
“Damian seems like he doesn’t want to do anything at school anymore!”

“It’s because he’s over the freshman phase.”
by Smegma911 November 19, 2019
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Super Freshman

That Super Freshman went for a 6th grader
by froggyman202 March 19, 2024
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Freshman year

The best year of high school. You’re fresh out of middle school and it’s not as bad as your teachers described it. The classes are easy and the teachers take it easy on you because it’s your first year. The only downside is that you’re the youngest in high school & the other grades might hate you. Freshman year is middle school pt 2. This is also the year where you make new friends and meet new people. Enjoy freshman year because it flies by.
“What grade are you entering”?
Freshman year”
“Dang, you’re lucky”
by TEEGUY July 3, 2024
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Upper freshman

Only the coolest freshman get the title of upper freshman, making them the leader of a particular freshman group.
Caden is the boy swim teams upper freshman
by cadenrcr October 4, 2019
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