poppy flu

Dope-sickness. The constellation of symptoms that appear when a heroin addict stops using. Nausea, diarrhea, cramps, sweating, restless legs and anxiety.
“He was supposed to show up to work three hours ago! Where is he?!”
“Bro, he out wit dat poppy flu.”
by Themanwhobrokewallstreet December 18, 2020
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Hacker flu

It's that thing that programmers have when they encpunter a bug but have no idea how to solve it. The only known cure for the symptoms is black coffee.

In advanced phases of this desease, the patient might try to smash anything that lies in front of them, it is advisable in these occasions to use cat videos to alleviate these intents.
The new coding tasks have been assigned; Hacker flu is about to erupt...
by kovg April 14, 2019
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jug flu

After I drank that bottle of Tequila, I had a bad case of the jug flu!
by Mexican Cobra July 23, 2008
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Albrecht Flu

A common viral infection that causes a person to not answer their phone.
“Hey man have you talked to Jared?”
“No, i heard he caught a case of the Albrecht Flu!”
by Tdaddy21 May 11, 2021
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Ace Flu

An ironic noun when having a type of sloth psychosis in which the person under the influence of the psychosis become very lazy, slothlike and procrastinates often.
Professor: Where is your project, Jenkins?

Jenkins: I had ace flu last night so I didn't do it.
by Vanthaman December 16, 2009
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Swank Flu

A language with words that only a select few of people know of. The knowledge of these words can only be passed on to people who are deemed "worthy" by others who have knowledge of the words. Nobody knows what makes a person more worth or less worthy. You just are.
Ex: Person 1: Do you know the words of the swank flu?
Person 2: Nah bro, tell me more.
Person 1: You're too trog fandem, sorry bro.
by SwankFlu14 February 28, 2019
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.2 flu

Calling in sick to work because you want go out drinking or because you are hungover.
Bob called in sick tonight. He probably has the .2 flu.
by Gout Slayer March 10, 2016
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