flooder

A person who posts updates on Facebook so frequently that your newsfeed is literally flooded with their uninteresting statuses, photos, and videos.

"Dammit! I added a flooder on Facebook. She seemed so normal in person!"

by sc701 September 5, 2013

preparing for the flood

The act of wearing high waters.

*nerd walks by wearing high waters*

Yo, check out that nerd! I bet he's preparing for the flood!

by zachnnn December 12, 2008

Meat Flood

You are fucking a diseased, underachieved slut bucket in the shitter, and then all of the sudden she releases her bowels causing her to shit corn chowder out both ends of her asshole. You are so shocked, so petrified, that it gives you a strange turn-on, which causes you to keep fucking that filthy, stool stained can.

Oh damn, this stupid hoe just had a meat flood. Oh well, guess I'll just keep fucking.

by Somebody March 31, 2005

flomo

A person acting inattentive on purpose or someone who does not wish to share information with you

David: Yo Andrew what were you talking about?
Andrew: Ef off
David: Andrew you flomo

by gomo/flomo November 21, 2009

flol

Acronym for "fashionably laugh out loud"

Useful for fashionable people who wish to express that they are loling

Person A: "Hey, the opening ceremony is over? Wow, I'm fashionably late."
Fashionable Person B: "FLOL! You're crazy, you're two hours late, that's not fashionable at all!"

by papayoda August 5, 2012

open the floodgates

Verb-To bring forth an epic revolution of social justice and freedom of culture.

MAN: God, society is in hell, the impious rule the streets and devils rule the heavens1

GOD: Stand back, for I shall open the floodgates

by Waters-Serenade December 6, 2010

The Flood

that time of the month

ohhhh no the flood, dont bleed on me!

by dr. CHAOS October 18, 2003