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Cock-Flex

A overly macho asshole that gets off on his own ass fumes because he can lift heavy objects or thinks he is "jacked"

Loves to wrestle with other men and partake in gay activitys but goes around calling other people fags
In the gym locker room all the cock-flexes were giving each other verbal reach-arounds
by 3rdrocket October 14, 2011
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Image perms flex

A code word that gay men use in order to say "I wanna have rough sex". Commonly used on discord.
Person: *Image perms flex*
Person 2: HELL YEAH BAYBEE
by Trollge March 21, 2021
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fleetsave

Fleetsave is a term related to ogame. It's fundementally the most important aspect of the game, as you play in a live environment against thousands of other players- the only safe way of protecting your assets (fleet) is to save it(send away on mission for any given time).
Not only is it an important part of the gameplay but in the community it is part of the stigma attached to your ability.
'oh shit i'm such a noob I got pissed and forgot to fleetsave'
by barsie_aka_Sub Zero September 28, 2006
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Weird flex

Something that people on the internet won’t shut the fuck up about.
by BigPapiGuac November 13, 2018
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Fletcher Shears

drummer of the garden. is quite greasy. never takes off his smelly boots. has a side project called puzzle. x hail is coming out soon. believes he's superior to his brother, wyatt shears. follow @______puzzle_______ on instagram.
y@: "Fletcher Shears ain't shit so he's evicted from @puzzle_enjoy and every trace left of Puzzle on this account will be obliterated."
by uwantthescoop July 24, 2018
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dike master flex

1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.

2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.
Steve: Suzy is such a dike master flex, no one would ever touch her dry-to-the-bone pussy willow.
by slanty eyed sam August 20, 2008
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Funkmaster Flex

Still the coolest DJ on Hot 97

I Also love his show on spike tv
Holla ya heard.

The Cool Ride with funkmaster flex opening
by Afi K. James April 26, 2005
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