fleishig

What you call yourself when you have eaten meat within the last six hours.

Yiddish word for 'meat'

"Hey, want some pizza?"
"Nah man, I'm fleishig."
-we all have a subconscious fear of this

by Shortyish April 23, 2021

Flesh Fiddle

When someone puts a dick on their shoulder, much like a Fiddle, and plays the shaft with a Bow as if they were playing Fiddle in a folk band.

Sally: “My shoulder is sore from playing so much Flesh Fiddle tonight Farmer Joe!!”
Joe: “Well don’t you want to be apart of the band?!”

by FiddleCastro May 4, 2021

Fleas navidad

Spanish fleas that sing famous Christmas carols

Oh look! Fleas navidad!

by Afoofadoo December 24, 2021

Fleshey's Kisses

Nipples. Hershey's meaty, fleshmade Kisses.

"Damn, I wanna suckle on this dude's Fleshey's Kisses so bad."

by Sukala A.P. December 30, 2021

Flesh for fantasy

THE BEST FUCKING SONG BY BILLY IDOL

Person 1: yo what’s your favorite song

Person 2: FLESH FOR FANTASY BY BILLY IDOL
Person 1: ok geez you don’t have to yell it

by Richard_is_baddie July 17, 2022

marital fleas

when you've been together too long and you get the itches for something new

I am going to itch at my marital fleas all night long.

Damn, those maritals fleas made me hit your sister.

by reeky December 15, 2008

Cooter fleas

What happens when a woman's cooter gets infested with fleas.

She is scratching cause she has cooter fleas,

by Assbark April 1, 2010