morto di figa

It comes from Italian slang and it literally means "dead of pussy". It can be referred to any man who had never kissed a girl or had sex in ages and absolutely needs a girl and therefore sees every girl beautiful and attractive even if she's the ugliest. Everything he hears, he percives it as something that has to do with sex, his vocabulary is very short, he often watched porn movies and would do anything even to just see a pair of boobs. He hardly succeeds, though.

-Ti va di conoscerci ho msn e ho kam
-Sei un grandissimo morto di figa

by ml34567 August 26, 2011

Fight Me

A way of stating your unpopular opinion.

Person: “Tom and jerry was trash. Fight me”

by American dream20 March 7, 2021

figgum

Phlegm of the anus

I'm not going to eat that, it looks like someone's figgum!

by nbob69 March 28, 2009

Sig Figs

Significant Figures, a concentrated method of torture for forgetful chemistry students. Sig Figs are usually encountered alongside the expression "Fuckin' Sig Figs." Also known as Sig Fags.

Student 1: "Hey man. How'd you do on the test?"

Student 2: "I got a 68. Fuckin' Sig Figs."

by Arthquel January 16, 2009

bum fight

when two hobos partake in combat usually armed with nothing or maybe a broken beer bottle or pipe

bum fights usually happen under bridges

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Fight me irl

Fight me in In Real Life

When a person on internet gets annoyed by someone who insult about their physical appearance, or their jimmies just got rustled

What the fuck did you say faggot?
Fight me IRL
I get more pussies and i lift more than you!

Do u evn lift fgt?
Fight me IRL

by FatBaldDude December 25, 2012

figuratively

What everybody means when they say "literally".

-Dude, I literally had smoke coming out of my ears!

-Really? Don't you mean you figuratively had smoke coming out of your ears, or did you really have smoke leaking out of your earholes?

by Built2Spill November 17, 2004