Flurt

An extremely loose bowel movement. Often associated with a hangover and a dubious late night meal. This word is an example of onomatopoeia.

That was the most abhorent flurt that I just did.

by lukedc June 21, 2009

feart

Gas brought on by fear

I got the fearts when I sky dived

by heyitskory January 27, 2015

Godwin's Fourth Law

Godwin's fourth law is a term created by Godwin fans, not mr. Godwin himself. The term means that the longer you talk with a conservative, the more likely he is to bring cops and soldiers into the discussion, and compare them with the currently debated subject, even if the comparison seems outright impossible or not making any sense at all.

I was talking with John the other day, about these poor abandoned cats at the animal shelter. The guy invoked Godwin's fourth law and said that soldiers aren't treated any better when they come back home. It's hard to understand him sometimes.

by MisterMaximvs August 3, 2017

fourth floor

Synonym of fourth base.
More specifically, when two people go to the fourth floor on an elevator. The power goes out on the way and the elevator falls. Thinking it's their last moments of life and wanting to lose their virginity before they die, they have sex. The power comes back on and they reach the fourth floor. Afterwards it is always awkward between them.

"We went to the fourth floor while mopping yesterday."

by Bobajiji December 24, 2005

fourteen and a half

When you suddenly think of something you want to say, but you don't want to interrupt someone else, you would say "Fourteen and a half <whatever>." Where the <whatever> is replaced by something that would remind you later of what it was you wanted to say. (For those of us who would forget if they don't say it right away.)

Sara wants to tell Ashley about a friend and her incident with cheddar cheese, but Ashley is in the middle of a great story of her own. Sara would pipe in "Fourteen and a half cheddar cheese" or "Fourteen and a half cheese incident." After Ashley finishes her story, either Sara or Ashley would say, "So yeah, fourteen and a half cheddar cheese?"

by FizzyBee January 5, 2009

Fertilizer

Shit (literally) that you use to grow plants. Sometimes, it can really help your garden grow.

~Guy walks into garden with fertilizer in it~

"Man, it smells like shit!"

by lunar shadows August 11, 2004

Fourthie

1/4 of an already smoked cigarette, preferred by mostly bum's or douche bags who don't buy their own cigarettes.
{See~Halfie}

"Hey can I get a cigarette from you?"
"No. But you can have that Fourthie I left in the ash tray"
".......Awww.......Fine, (grabs fourthie)"
"You Fuckin Fiend!"

by Dizzie D May 27, 2008