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Going feral

Dropping out of domesticated society and living off the land, with or without other people.
As soon as I learn to start fire without matches, I’m going feral.
by SmashTheState May 22, 2023
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feral cat

a woman who isnt a cougar yet but wants to have everything(condo, kids, and career) but hasnt become hatful yet
That girl is really cute but shes almost a feral cat watch your self
by victim of feral cats February 4, 2010
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Feral Mouse

Aka; Smelly/Smosh

Ferallious Mousious; Contrary to popular belief, Feral Mouse isn't actually a Rodent of any sort. Nor is he Feral in any sense.

A Noctural creature, Feral Mouse prefers to grace the streets under the cloak of night, where he can paint any city pretty. Not limited to spray-paint, he's also known to create unique works of art in the form of puke. The only time you'll see Feral Mouse in daylight; is when he gets the Mid-day munchies and expeditions to his local Tesco's.

WARNING: Feral Mouse's are known to faint while waiting in line to be served at counters, so keep a clear distance!

To spot a Feral Mouse, you'll need to keep your eyes peeled on the blazed English lad complaining about how loud everyone's being while climbing through someones open window; or the hobo-in-training, marching a one-man silent protest for the sake of protesting.

Universally Stubborn. He doesn't like being told what to do. Even when told to 'DO YOUR WASHING!' by God herself, he refuses and sparks a J.

A frequent sinner, his hardened wrath is enough to melt any girl to her knees. Combined with his guttermind mouth, and unusual talent of being able to touch lady-balls on the inside, Feral Mouse is a sin personified, since 1987.

...ThatsFeralMouseInaNutShell <3
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: No!
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: No!
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: Do yours!
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: *Sparks a J*
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: *tokes*
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: *Blows smoke in Gods face*
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: *Ignores God*
God: DO YOUR... heh.
God: Fine.
God: ...I'll do it ...You bully!
by God Herself November 26, 2007
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feadache

excruciating pain originating from the temples and/or sinus area caused by lack of food consumption.
i have the biggest feadache ever. there's excruciating pain originating from my temples because of my lack of food consumption
by feadacher April 3, 2009
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fenda

Wow, that's one awesome dog... It must be a Fenda
by Hounddog11 November 3, 2013
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Ferdayhee

A word said that can brake an awkward silence when no other words come to mind
*long silence*

FERDAYHEE!!!
by ferdayheeee January 9, 2011
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ferarri

Ferarri Girl

AKA "the non beer drinker", all suspiscions point towards a tendancy to want to be female.
Often seen hitting on a milli-hyena or a riki-maraton, there is no level low enough to stoop.
A romantic at heart to the naked eye its camaflage does not last long.

This creature also shows early signs of balding through a fast receding hairline.
An attempt is often made to distract any victim for a moment so that a quick peep can
be had at a females breasts. Yes, this is the animals weakpoint. Often wishing he had his own
to play with, the ferarri's eyes linger here longer than socially acceptable.

This is one of the fastest land animals. Although modes of travel are ofetn replaced and updated
this cruise-controller is often travelling way above acceptable limits, much to the dismay and distress of the sluggish
riki maraton.

The Ferarri has a tandancy to be a bit touchy and can at times be more than BITCHY!!! Get her drunk though, and you have
an easy lay. Much to the dismay of this creature, the other members of the pack often try to allocate the ferarri
to "jump the grenade." Seldom complying with the packs wishes, the ferarri will be seen falling asleep in a club or pub
after having one-and-a-half too many.

Hitting a joint is definitaley a specticle in its company. Bordering on madness, the Ferarri attempts to grow hair
on its chest by over-doing things a bit in this regard.

A mini, some heels and the ferarri is ready for a girls night...
ferarri is a girl and she's ugly
by gareth schnehage April 8, 2005
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