father citrus

Father citrus
A guy who is random, likes Lemons and calls himself Jesus Christ

Why is Cameron acting like father citrus again?

by Emojaythecringeyemoteenperson August 19, 2017

Magician Father

A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"

Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.

by bendy corgi March 11, 2019

father penis

Similar to dad dick, a complete and utter dominance of one party over another.

UMBC father penised UVA in the tourney last year.

by a someewhat smart guy January 2, 2019

Father kelleher

Creepy old man may have taken my brother

Yes this is where he (father kelleher) touched me

by Lolblackoutcrew August 23, 2018

father tap

When you’re watching Forensic Files and the father totally tapped the daughter.

It was totally a father tap.

by Not a father tapper February 3, 2019

Father McChow

Big boi, father admin of lingboytrevand titty titty esso

hey father mcchow, ur bad at fortnite

by bongtrong October 8, 2018

Father Paranoia

Synonymous with "Disciple of Vapour", taken to the next level of being almost 30 years old. Being a 'Father Paranoia' is basically shedding your quarter life crisis for your mid-life crisis.

Friend 1:"I use to be 'Disciple of Vapour'...but that name sucks, I'm gonna be 'Father Paranoia' now."
Friend 2:"When are you going to be comfortable with your identity?"

by The Real Dillon November 1, 2022