fartyx

Any person who farts in a bathtub full of water and then sniffs the bubbles as they emerge. Also, a general reference, based upon this knowledge, to a dumbass.

He caught the clap from his girlfriend and she told him that he must have contracted it from a commode seat and he believed her - what a fartyx!

by Patrick W. Crabtree September 10, 2008

Faly

A very mean person that abuses power over her kids. Thinks she knows everything but really doesn't know anything.

The devil is scared of Faly.

by Young east November 26, 2014

Chris Farley

(noun) An exceptionally girthy penis with a small head resembling the physical appearance of the late comic actor Chris Farley. When sheathed in a condom, said penis is colloquially known as a fat guy in a little coat, in reference to a scene from the Farley film "Tommy Boy"
Can also be used as a verb, often in past participle form, meaning to copulate with a girthy, small- headed penis

Jean Claude was proud of his new piercing until he whipped out his Chris Farley and Tina ran for the hills.

I'm never taking that freak Barbara to the Cheesecake Factory again; we'd barely touched our appetizers by the time she'd downed 6 daiquiris and was getting Chris Farleyed by our waiter in the bathroom.

by Pimple Grandin June 2, 2017

farley dollar

(adj.) Inordinately thrifty; remarkably tolerant to squalid environments

He was so farley dollar that he ate all of his meals out of a single stained, unwashed tupperware trough.

by Mik C September 4, 2003

Fairly Oddparents

One of the GAYEST shows ever made! DO NOT WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An 8-year old retard watches Fairly Oddparents all the time.

by themuffinking December 31, 2008

Fagly

Term of endearment used by gays when seeing a hot male with a pretty mouth and buns of steel

Look at Mark. What a mouth. And look at that hard swishy ass. He's so fagly.

by Gabalot April 15, 2017

farty allanah

A girl that farts like a pumpy bum machine

person 1: Who's That? Person2: Oh thats farty allanah Person 1: Why is she called that? Person 2: because shes a pumpy bum machine

by Bum girl November 9, 2017