fap shaft

a penis

Nick was stressed after a long day, so he used his fap shaft to blow off some steam.

by TheBirdofKolo September 9, 2013

Speed Fap

What you do when watching porn and your mom is about to come in the room.

Guy 1: Hey, did you like that porno I showed you?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.

by XXXPORN66642069 January 17, 2017

deja fap

When surfing pornography and seeing a video you recognize from years before and begin furiously beating it in response.

Dude, I saw this video last night that I hadn't seen in years... totally deja fapped it...

by David Duchovny Woods May 29, 2011

fap weed

Someone being faggy (lame), never down to do something

I really wanted to sword fight marquisha is the bathroom, but he was being a complete fap weed

by Elite1227 February 23, 2018

Fap free

Absence of fapping.

John has blue balls. He's been fap free for a week.

by Wlou73 July 6, 2015

Fap Points

the amount of sexiness rating of an individual or an object, most usually on the internet

She used up all my fap points.

by Jamzy9 January 12, 2014

Barse Fapping

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like Dono-vanLimS. use with capital S for added effect.

ah, MANBSPSingaporeBuses is posting shit again. another case of the Barse Fapping

by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020