Fip-Fap

The act of performing a Fip (fingers inside pussy) while simultaneously performing a Fap (fingers around penis) on a sexual partner.
"BRO. My girl Fip-Fapped me for hours last night."
OR

"Sometimes we just Fip-Fap each other instead of having sex"
by Suhn April 29, 2018
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Barse Fapping

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like Dono-vanLimS. use with capital S for added effect.
ah, MANBSPSingaporeBuses is posting shit again. another case of the Barse Fapping
by Singapore Buses May 11, 2020
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deja fap

When surfing pornography and seeing a video you recognize from years before and begin furiously beating it in response.
Dude, I saw this video last night that I hadn't seen in years... totally deja fapped it...
by David Duchovny Woods May 05, 2011
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fap weed

Someone being faggy (lame), never down to do something
I really wanted to sword fight marquisha is the bathroom, but he was being a complete fap weed
by Elite1227 February 23, 2018
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Fap Snack

A snack that is eaten while in the middle of a vigorous masterbating session. it is usually something small and able to be eaten one handed, sandwiches are a good Fap Snack.
Guy 1: Dude, last night , I was fapping so hard that I needed to eat me a sandwich while I did it.
Guy 2: Ah ok. So you needed to have yourself a Fap Snack.
by Soda Jive August 22, 2013
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Speed Fap

What you do when watching porn and your mom is about to come in the room.
Guy 1: Hey, did you like that porno I showed you?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.
by XXXPORN66642069 January 17, 2017
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Fap Points

the amount of sexiness rating of an individual or an object, most usually on the internet
She used up all my fap points.
by Jamzy9 January 12, 2014
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