Fantorgasmic

Something so utterly fantastic you imagine yourself splooging everywhere just at the thought of it.

If I have another Fantorgasmic day like that, I can die a happy man.

or

fuck that was fantorgasmic!

by psychoticmarineman February 6, 2009

Fantail Liberty

The act of fooling yourself into thinking you've had a great time at port whithout actually leaving the ship.

Step 1 : At at the fantail of the ship, toss $100.00 overboard.

Step 2 : Drag your dick across non-skid deck.

Step 3 : Bang your head against bulkhead until you pass out.

Step 4 : Wake up out of $100.00, sore dick, terrible headache, and you'll think you had a blast on liberty!

-Fantail Liberty

by BlackCancer October 23, 2009

Fantuber

Its a new sensation of feeling. Its an increase of energy towards something.

"Lost" is going to be Fantuber!

by MrSnow February 1, 2010

Fantastic Joe

A man who always gets what he wants. A kind of mystical demi-god figure, often surrounded by beautiful women and devoted fans. A legendary figure amongst Common Folk and fellow badasses alike. Usually devastatingly handsome and regularly able to perform feats of greatness with unwavering aplomb.

'Fantastic Joes' are usually seen pwning any number of undesirables, including waste cadets, nub biscuits, Chuckleheads, N00btrons and Chodey McChodersons.

Word often ironically used in a 'gaming' context.

Can also be used in verb form.

See also: God, Joe Kickass, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, Badass, pwntastic, Sex God, Gigant0r, Korean High Five, Epic, Uncle Philed, Robocop, Roflcopter, Filth Wizard, lol

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Example #1 (Noun form)

Cuthbert: "Crikey! Who's that fellow Reginald!? I daresay he seems to be pwning!"

Reginald: "I've not the foggiest! But he sure is a Fantastic Joe..."
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Example #2 (Noun form)

Old Lady: "Oi! Someone stop that toerag! He's nicked my 'andbag!"

*Thief begins to run and is suddenly accosted*

<unknown man>: "Citizen, stop. Your have 5 seconds to comply...

Stunned Onlooker: "Wtf? Who's this Fantastic Joe?"
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Example #3 (Verb form)

Insane armed man #1: "Punk! Step back! These are my Doritos!"

Insane armed man: "Mother chode! I'ma Fantastic Joe yo' ass!" *opens fire*
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Example #4 (Verb form)

*Day of Defeat is being played. Suddenly a heavy jumps out of a bush like a maniac with a BAR and headshots a proner in the face*

Bush dwelling maniac: "You just got Fantastic Joed"

by Demented Mongoose March 26, 2010

Fantasy Freak

A person who loves fantasy. They love dragons, fairies, and mythology. They also enjoy magical things. Anything that is considered impossible according to most people is their obsession. They relish in a good story with legend, folktale, mythology, and magic. Sometimes they'll even research it to be considered a magical expert. A true fantasy freak is hard to find because not many people are that obsessed with the impossible. Fantasy freaks do not believe in earthly limitations.
Sometimes they are so obsessed they may dress like the things they read about. They are also dark humored and day dream a lot. Fantasy novelists can be considered a fantasy freak. Are confused for goth, nerd, or geek because they are reading books a lot (mostly fantasy stuff), they, may play many fantasy games (like role-plays), and they may dress according to the trends of the things they obsess over (aka vampires, werewolves, dragons, warriors, magicians, witches, ect.)

I am a fantasy freak. XD I research fantasy, legends, and mythology as much as I can.

by bookcrazy1 October 19, 2010

Fantastimagorical

Something that is fantastic and magical.

Something that has no current definition simply because it's that amazing. Just. Like. Me.

That girl Caroline is fantastimagorical!

I have just had the most fantastimagorical day ever!

by CarolineMargaret85 July 24, 2011

fantabulastigasmic

Fantabulastigasmic is a word that is a combination of the words Fantastic , Fabulous , ( Fantabulous ) and orgasmic . If something is fantabulastigasmic, it is overwhelmingly amazing or stupendous . It is hardly fathomable that there is a word more positive than fantabulastigasmic.

Billy: "Wow, John you look so good! I cant even think of a word to describe it"
John: "I believe the word you are thinking of is... FANTABULASTIGASMIC."
Billy: "Woah, you're right! Go John, strut your stuff and be as fantabulastigasmic as you can!

by workitGIRL August 22, 2011