expanding cunt

1. a cunt that expands when it has a baby coming out of it
2. a cunt that expands when an overly large penis is inserted
3. a cunt that expands with a full packet of custard creams 'up there'

look at that expanding cunt, you cunt muffin crack whore. i'm gonna pop a cap in his expanding cunt ass

by room a February 22, 2009

Extended Release

The Release of flatulence from tightly sealed clothing. Ex. Athletic Pants, Wet Suits, Ski Pants, etc. after being contained for an extended period of time.

Guy 1: Dude I was ripping them left and right during our game today.

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 1: Yea, when I took off my pants to get in the shower, I got hit so hard by a blast of extended release, my eyebrows burned off.

Guy 2: Damn, Nice.

by B-rad Jenkins March 8, 2009

extended vocab

vulgar or profane language, especially four letter words

He made liberal use of his extended vocab in his latest rant.

by The Return of Light Joker September 16, 2011

Extendopic

The result of extending one's smartphone wielding hand to the furthest possible distance away from the subject(s) and pointing the picture-taking end at said subject, revealing not only the stance, but the sense that the subject's hand is holding the phone that is taking the picture.

Nice Extendopic, fatty...try again, but more real this time.

by Ouroboros0427 August 1, 2012

expanded focus

Not to generalise an persons education process to one simple area.

Didn't you hear she quit choosing the life of becoming a highly skilled, yet, fully trained assasan because of her last marks and choose Expanded focus studies insted?

Let me put an expanded focus on that before a conclusion can be drawn or line be estimated!

She became his area of expanded focus beause he went after his fears and fell in love.

I don't generalise! I'm on the expanded focus plan for life!

I do love to learn something new each day. Not because I'm demanded to but, because I challange myself to expand my focus!

by ExpansioMansionsOfTheMindsEye July 3, 2012

Expanded Universe

Hollywood film studio term for shameless franchise sequels and spinoffs. Developed in the early 2010s by executives hoping to hush criticism that they were incapable of producing anything other than the reboots and remakes that plagued the early 2000s. EU for short.

"Dude, did you see they're making a different movie for each of the Kardashians that will culminate in one big Kardashian team-up movie?"

"No way! I can't wait to see what they do with the Kardashian Expanded Universe!"

by tkltkl December 6, 2013

expensive bullshit

Promises made by politicians

Carbon taxes end up being expensive bullshit when corporations can exempt themselves.

by Spartan Kong June 8, 2014