everardo

A super hero slacker with a mr.paz sidekick. That is out to destroy man's idea of metal with his shredding guitar.

"Everardo, is the guy that sits in the back of the class and falls asleep in French2."

by some kind of betty August 23, 2006

the best shit ever

Used to describe something amazing, usually something new to the person describing it.

Jay: Dude, cone-ing is the best shit ever!
Mark: You say that about everything when you first find out about it.

by Seo Jay January 4, 2012

The Best Damn President Ever

Donald J Trump. While the small minded libtards call him racist and sexist without any actual evidence to back them up, the remaining sane people on the planet know that Trump isn't the hero we deserve, but the one we need.

"You know who the best damn president ever is?"
"Nah bruh, who?"
"Donald J Trump, thats who."

by Kingharambe January 31, 2017

edward everclear hands

when you tape 2 fifths of Grain Everclear to each of your hands. you cannot undue the tape untill both bottles are empty or until the hospital undoes them for you.

Steve: Yo! What happen to Dave? I heard he was attempting Edward Everclear Hands Tonight!?
Mark: Oh yeah, he drove himself to get some bitches...
Steve: Was he done?!!!
Mark: He was half way done when he decided he needed some action.

by Edward Everclear Hands March 30, 2009

Best Hand Ever

The one used to please ones self. right hand is choice for some.

oooooh hell yeah! you do a better hand job than my wife.

by The Pants Man February 7, 2005

Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like

A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.

“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”

by lukedanc July 19, 2019

Crappily Ever after

Crappily Ever After is kinda like Happily Ever After, except the opposite...

Look at those two, shacking up and all, they are destined to live Crappily Ever After..

by kabLeo2 December 8, 2012