by jeremy May 11, 2004
Get the reventaro una tuerca en su ojomug. by Lisa Turtle October 16, 2022
Get the en un abrir y cerrar los ojosmug. I think this is a misquote, it should be 'Me cago en la leche que mamaste' which means "I shit in the milk that you suckled from your mother's breast"
Lovely expression, isn't it? (used widely as 'Me cago en la leche')
The above I have never heard, and anyway this is an English slang dictionary not an Eng - Span one.
Lovely expression, isn't it? (used widely as 'Me cago en la leche')
The above I have never heard, and anyway this is an English slang dictionary not an Eng - Span one.
Spanish speaker one: Acabo de romper tus gafas (I've just broken your glasses).
Spanish speaker two: Me cago en la leche que mamaste, cabróncete de mierda. (I shit in the milk you suckled from your mother's breast you shitty/fuckin'little bastard.
Spanish speaker two: Me cago en la leche que mamaste, cabróncete de mierda. (I shit in the milk you suckled from your mother's breast you shitty/fuckin'little bastard.
by ant July 18, 2004
Get the Yo cago en la leche de tu madremug. by kittycatttmattt September 7, 2019
Get the sip sip en mo an ti ti komug. 
by montana is gay May 11, 2004
Get the Yo cago en la leche de tu madremug. Faux-enese
foh-en-neez, -nees
noun, plural Faux-enese.
1. The standard language of nearly every country around the world. (The exceptions are China, Korea and those type of countries.) Based on the speech of Beijing; mandarin. Faux-enese is generally only spoken in a conversation in which a person may be describing what a person of Chinese, Korean, etc. descent might say. It is said to be one of the easiest languages to learn.
2. A group of languages of the pseudo-fabrication family, including standard Faux-enese and most of the other languages of each and every language.
foh-en-neez, -nees
noun, plural Faux-enese.
1. The standard language of nearly every country around the world. (The exceptions are China, Korea and those type of countries.) Based on the speech of Beijing; mandarin. Faux-enese is generally only spoken in a conversation in which a person may be describing what a person of Chinese, Korean, etc. descent might say. It is said to be one of the easiest languages to learn.
2. A group of languages of the pseudo-fabrication family, including standard Faux-enese and most of the other languages of each and every language.
1. 'So I was in the sports shop just testing the speed and incline limits on the treadmills, when I heard, "Harro" that came from a short, visually impaired, smooth skinned, baby faced man as he emerged from the table tennis isle. Next, he said something that I will just never forget. He was like, "Ching chong, ch ch ching nee how cow sup". And we just stared at eachother for what felt like the longest of moments. And then I remembered that I had taken a few extra complementary chopsticks when I had sushi for lunch earlier. So I broke away from the stare and offered him a pair of chopsticks from my handbag. I bowed to him and he did a single wax off, and we turned and went our separate ways.'
"Wow, cool story Hansel. You told it well and your accent and Faux-enese were flawless."
2. "Is Philippines part of Malaysia?"
-'No. They're two different countries in Asia.'
"Oh Asia. That's what I meant. I just thought Asia was just short for Malaysia. And they're all like, 'Ning chi pong. Ning wa chi. Arigato samurai. Chinky chink toiret.'"
-'I didn't know you spoke Faux-enese.'
"Wow, cool story Hansel. You told it well and your accent and Faux-enese were flawless."
2. "Is Philippines part of Malaysia?"
-'No. They're two different countries in Asia.'
"Oh Asia. That's what I meant. I just thought Asia was just short for Malaysia. And they're all like, 'Ning chi pong. Ning wa chi. Arigato samurai. Chinky chink toiret.'"
-'I didn't know you spoke Faux-enese.'
by PenwaTboneDeeCee June 9, 2016
Get the Faux-enesemug.