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elmer joke

Named after non-toxic Elmer glue, elmer jokes lack the certain toxicity required to make a joke funny. It is not uncommon for an elmer joke to silence an entire room.
a group of friends talking at a restaurant
Friend#1 has finished his dinner except for a few fries

Friend#1: hey do you think I could get this to go?
Group: silence
Friend#2: was that even a joke?
Friend#3: I think it's time to go guys, this guy has started making elmer jokes
by buttski September 1, 2009
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Emergenshit

It could be the consequence of a zero calorie dinner.
I had a zero calorie dinner that caused me an emergenshit.
by Syrhius September 18, 2011
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Emergency Dick

Dick you only use for when your going thru a dry spell. someone you wouldnt have sex with on if you wernt desperate.
Eww, god no i dont wanna have sex with him, thats Emergency Dick right there and this isnt an emergency.
by Dustycoby June 20, 2011
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emergency stop

When a man is standing taking a whiz, and has to clamp down and stop peeing because he feels a turd about to slip out. Women don't have to worry about this.
Ted's 4-burrito lunch kept trying to escape, forcing him to perform an emergency stop several times while attempting to use the urinal.
by Happy Rasta August 20, 2011
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Emerald theatre

A game where the workers take everything so seriously. The mrs/hrs don't even care if the workers do that they only go against the customers.
John: Hey never go to Emerald Theatre on roblox their theatre SUCKS.
by Medic500 October 13, 2020
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emerging

1) the new wave of post-modern christianity.
2) a church trying to go back to the roots of early christianity in its practices and beliefs.
3) said of the type of organic services practiced in emerging churches
4) people trying to live christianity in its purest form without the cultural baggage of the american christian right.
5) Church for people who hate going to church
1) Wow! That acoustic, candlelit, church service with painting during worship was mad emerging.
2) Man, I'm tired of God being politicized into a certain party. Hey, let's go worship at that emerging church.
by Kimpy April 22, 2008
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elmer

a person who tries to find love but is always on the bad side of it
im a total elmer
by dcmarvelnigga January 14, 2015
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