egonomics

the inability to purchase without considering what others would think.

Teens can't wipe their ass without contemplating the egonomics reactions of their toilet paper.

by roy amos August 10, 2003

eggo shortage

when all of the eggo waffles go missing and people go crazy because there are no more waffles.

"OMG!!! there's an eggo shortage? nooo!!! we need our chocolate eggos...."

by iloveeggos November 18, 2009

roffle my eggo waffle

rub my dick *eggo bradn :)*

roffle my eggo waffle, biotch

by AlakazaM October 7, 2004

Ergonaut

Ergonaut. Like Ergh. Expression of annoyance. Used on DeviantArt.

Matt : Get online now!
Tracy : It's the timezone problem!
Matt : Ergonaut.

by Darkewolfie September 4, 2010

Ergonomic

Use when people are trying to sound sarcastic and say the opposite of something

I'm so ergonomically excited to be at school today

( means your not happy to be at school)

by Scarlettspeedster September 27, 2017

eggnogger

we've all been egging houses right? an eggnoger is one who participates in eggnogging, the art of lighting a ziploc bag, doused in gasoline, on fire and leaving it on someones front porch to observe them stomp it out, leaving a hugeass eggnog mess.

friend:dude, just light it and run
eggnogger:ok ok, GO GO GO GO GOO!
old man victim to the eggogging:you goddamn eggnogga's!

by may fannie January 8, 2008

Eggonlegs

Physical affliction which atrophies the sufferers legs and upper torso resulting in stick legs and sloping shoulders, whilst thickening the sufferers lower abdomen, leaving them portly and rotund. Often mistakenly confused with "Dad bod". Affects males of all ages and ethnicities

Hey man have you seen Arjuna, the Eggonlegs got him bad...poor bugger cant find a shirt to fit

by Eggonlegs Sufferer October 12, 2020