Crate Egg

Old fashioned Barnsley/general yorkshire term for dickhead. more often used whilst driving...

"gerront right side ut rowd yer crate egg"
*taps temple with forefinger in angry fashion in rearview mirror for 'crate egg' to see*

by LadyH April 29, 2008

Death egg

Badass bald guys who have large muscles and can kill you for example Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel

Vin diesel is such a death egg in fast and furious

by The jelly man February 8, 2015

egg account

An account commonly used to fulfill a single purpose, like to troll, and then quickly abandoned for the sake an anonymity.

I hate getting messages from egg accounts, they're so annoying.

by thisoneguyionceknew December 25, 2015

Flat egg

A person whose personality resembles a hard boiled egg that has been peeled and then smushed.

"Ugh that girl has no personality!"
"Yeah, she's a real flat egg."

by CToso69 May 12, 2016

Egg nogger

An Egg nogger is a white person who acts black and thinks they are black.
Eggs are white and nogger is a derivitive of nigger

Yo Jimmy D is such an egg nogger with his pants down low and his gold chaind daawg!

by Joe Deboer December 4, 2013

egg-asser

n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.

v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.

Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.

How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?

by Sanias March 11, 2004

Poached egg

When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.

Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.

by Rich Foreman December 18, 2008