Bitch Duty 

spending time with your girlfriend

you wanna hang out?" " no sorry man... i'm on bitch duty

Bitch Duty by verndoggy August 3, 2011

call of duty: modern warefare 2 

1)where most 5 year old's, with broken mics and an annoying habit of thinking they are cool because they get husky over a video game, get a false sense of skill whether it is noob-tubing, camping, running around at 7x's the speed any normal human being could run, or any other annoying habits

2)made because the makers of Call of Duty: Modern Warefare
who's KDR's were not good enough so they decided to make it more noob friendly and completely screw up the game

3)worst game to play when you are not in a good mood because most likely u will get even more pissed off and have to resist beating yourself with any nearby blunt objects

4) the game where the only positive thing is in-lobby muting :D

Player 1: "Dude i just got 3 nukes in a row in Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2"
me: "who cares you probably camped with a RPG at the ready like you always do!"

call of duty: modern warefare 2 by costs:yoursoul!!! August 17, 2010

Call of Duty 4 

The US military's most effective recruiting tool. While I was in basic training down at FT Benning, I asked quite a few people as to why they joined the military. It wasn't for the college money, it wasn't to be a hero, it wasn't because of the bad economy, it was simply that they wanted to experience Call of Duty Modern Warfare in real life. This game has so many goddamn subliminal messages suggesting to people that they join the military that there is not enough stars in our own universe to account for them. Their recent trailer for Black Ops (there's a soldier in all of us) is going even farther, then it has before by adding a new addition of females to their target audience of angst filled teenagers. Instead of just using rap songs by popular artists such as Eminem, (popular with poor underprivileged people of the United States which military recruiters often go after) now they are even using celebrities in there trailers. Maybe the next Cock of Doody trailer will use Kid Rock so they can add an even new edition to the target audience of angsty poor male and female teenagers, the rednecks, white trash, and hicks.

Friend #1: Hey let's play Call of Duty 4!!!!!

Friend #2: Hm, I don't feel like it.

Friend #1: Why not?

Friend #2: Because I'm sick and tired of having Trey Arch and Infinity Ward shove the whole how glorified and fucking badass a person can become if they enlist or join a certain part of the military, and how adventurous and fun joining the military is "message" down my throat.

Call of Duty 4 by Nihilistic dude November 9, 2010

Call of Duty Vanguard

Another WW2 COD game that’s coming out November 5th campaign looks pretty fire tho ngl.

Are you buying Call of Duty vanguard this year?

Call of Duty Vanguard by ChoKa LoKaq August 19, 2021

staff duty

A 24 hour shift, done in rotation from under paid soldiers in the army.

I wish I could, but I have staff duty tonight so I'll be asleep all day tomorrow.

staff duty by MrsOliverthaArmywife June 10, 2017

Heavy duty 

One that is almost fat but not fat yet.

Me “ oh my gosh that guy is faaaaat!!!!”
Grandma “ no honey that’s mean he is not fat...... he’s just heavy duty”

Heavy duty by King Koconino April 6, 2020

call of duty 

The game your are pretty much forced to get every year because all of your friends have it and you don't want to be the only one who doesn't have it.

Person 1: Hey man I got the new call of duty the other day
Person 2: That's cool, I'm not gonna get it though
Person 1: WHAT NO EVERY ONE ELSE HAS IT! YOU WILL BUY IT TODAY OR WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE!

call of duty by growlithe1234 June 23, 2015